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[Gnomad]

Well... looks like I had fun last night...

[evasivetear]

maybe i'll add to your nonsense tomorrow night

[BentTwig]

Fuck ya, I'm done with priming the house. Thank God, just the finish now

Added after 1 hours 47 minutes:

Ya know how they match Fireworks with music. That'd be pretty kickass to match it with dredg. Shit Canyon Behind Her would be the craziest match ever.

[BuddyGoodness]

Blah

[Gnomad]

Re: re: ................

Ooga[/color]]Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:55 am

Machine Head's The More Things Change and The Burning Red are 2 remarkable albums. Too bad those are the only good releases they have.

And I like hippos sexually.

BLASPHEMY!!!

Burn My Eyes, The More Things Change, and Through the Ashes of Empires are amazing albums.

The Burning Red had ONE good song on it!

I challenge you, sir, to a duel!

[zah]

metrosexuals are icky.

[Gnomad]

I HAVE COMPLETED READING THE ENTIRE ............................!!!!

COWER BEFORE MY MIGHT! I AM NOW YOUR RULER!!!

Added after assuming command:

Something I've learned from reading this thing all the way through is that we don't have enough nonsense anymore... SO NO ONE MAKE ANY SENSE FOR 10 PAGES!!! YOUR KING DEMANDS IT!!!

Added after getting a stupid idea:

I wonder how many times it'll let me add something to one post...

Added after thinking of an old story:

The hamsters thought they had me cornered, their fangs glistening in the light. What they didn't realize was that Chippy, the 80 pound squirrel was ready to strike at a moments notice. I gave him the signal, and the massacre began!

Added after remembering what tonight is:

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!!

Added after thinking about old net shows:

I would just like to say that I suck and I'm a girl.

AND?!

And I wear little ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys.

Added after thinking about web comics:

I'M A CREEEEEP! I'M A WEIR- AMY! SHUT THE HELL UP!

Added after realizing I was running out of things to say:

MORE!!! MORE!!! ADD MORE!!! MY INSANITY CANNOT BE MATCHED!!!

Added after deciding that I will soon lose my crown:

That's not true... someone will top this pretty easily...

Added after pondering homosexuality:

Do you think gay guys get turned on by their own penis?

Added after looking at my feet:

I have reason to believe that we molest socks.

Added after seeing something on TV:

And one time... when I went to the movies... I went up to the balcony... and I made noise... BLEUGH! HWEUGH!!!... and I poured my soda over the edge... it was HORRIBLE!! People were puking all over eachother... I'M SO SORRY!!!

Added after flipping channels:

Crime never sleeps, Batman. You of all people should know that.

Added after whoa, the colors...:

My reason for calling is more philosophical in nature. Something occurred to me as I was staring directly into my desk lamp's fiercely burning light bulb for an extended period of time. What occurred to me was how difficult life must have been for people before electricity came along. How did their tvs work? Who sent them their electric bills every month? I don't understand why someone didn't just invent a time machine to go to an era when electricity had been invented, then steal that electricity and bring it back. Not a lot, mind you. Just enough to show everyone back in their own time what it looked like so they'd know what to dig for.

Added after listening to some Johnny Cash:

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills
In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down

Said yes oh yes my name is Willy Lee
If you've got a warrant just a-read it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail
They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine
I spied the sheriff coming down the line
And he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty hack into that district court

Into the courtroom my trial began
Where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out
I saw that little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man
Holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree
I hollered lawdy lawdy have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down

Come on you've gotta listen unto me
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

Added after the hallucinogens kicked in:

Let's play Batman and Robin. I CALL BATMAN!

You ALWAYS get to be Batman! I wanna be Batman!

NO! I'm Batman... you can be Robin.

I don't want to play.

Why not? Will you play if I let you be Batman?

Yes! Really!?

No, you moron! I was just asking. So, I'm Batman, and you're Batgirl.

Batgirl!? I thought I was Robin?

SUCKER! Ok, let's play!

NO! You son of a bitch... that's it, I'm Joker.

WHAT!? You can't be Joker!

Can't I? And as Joker, I kick Batman's ass!

JOKER DOESN'T KICK BATMAN'S ASS!!!

Fine... I'm the Hulk.

The Hulk isn't even IN Batman!

He is now. HULK SMASH!

HEY! STOP IT FUCKER!

HULK THINK BATMAN SUCK!!! HULK BEAT BAT BRAIN IN!

STOP IT!

Hey! Put that bat down!

BAT SMASH, BITCH!

Added after Goatboy showed me the way:

Like a quivering rabbit nostril...

Added after feeling a bit peckish:



addedafterfallingintothebottomlesspit:

iamslowlylosingmymindicantgrasprealityandthewallsa reallfallingaroundme
ifidontgetoutsooniamgoingtoloseeverypartofmeandill unravelbeyondtimeand
theveilthatsheildsourfragileittlemindswillbepulled andwellloseallsenseofhope

Added after :mrgreen: :



:shock: :?
8) :lol: :x :P
ops: :cry: :twisted: :roll:
:!: :?: :arrow: :|


Added after becoming an evil villain:

My dastardly plan is working BRILLIANTLY! All shall perish! ALL, I say... ALL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Added after taking a dump:

Wow, that thing was wider than the bowl.

Added after learning to fool you all:

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It's a secret code... trust me.

Added after Opeth found me:

I HEAR THE BAYING OF THE HOUNDS
IN THE DISTANCE, I HEAR THEM DEVOURING!

Added after admitting defeat:

I have determined that this thing never fucking ends, which is basically what I assumed... I cannot win this battle... I have failed... for shame...

The last one:

ZOP!!!!!!

[evasivetear]

if there's a way, i want a random gnomad-sim to be added everytime i edit a post, rather than the default "this has been edited x times by evasive"

Added after assuming command:

Added after getting a stupid idea:

Added after thinking of an old story:

Added after remembering what tonight is:

Added after thinking about old net shows:

Added after thinking about web comics:

Added after realizing I was running out of things to say:

Added after deciding that I will soon lose my crown:

Added after pondering homosexuality:

Added after looking at my feet:

Added after seeing something on TV:

Added after flipping channels:

Added after whoa, the colors...:

Added after listening to some Johnny Cash:

Added after the hallucinogens kicked in:

Added after Goatboy showed me the way:

Added after feeling a bit peckish:

addedafterfallingintothebottomlesspit:

Added after :mrgreen: :

Added after becoming an evil villain:

Added after taking a dump:

Added after learning to fool you all:

Added after Opeth found me:

Added after admitting defeat:

The last one:

[zah]

ZOP!!!!!!

You quite enjoy that battle noise, don't you?

Overall, awesome nonsense post, Billeh. Awesome.

WOZ!!!!!!

Edit: Damn / button. I'll show you.

[evasivetear]

doowap

[BuddyGoodness]

yawn

[zah]

BuddyG, did you not notice Gnomad's thread a few topics down . . . ?

[evasivetear]

asdf;....................................

i'd hate to be a sea horse

[jsbedlam]

they say, "son, you'll catch your death."

[zah]

So, you better put on a raincoat.

C'mon. Put it on.

Why the fuck won't you put it on?! It's just a fucking raincoat! PUT IT ON!!! GOD!!! I'LL SHOW YOU YOUR DEATH, YOU UNGRATEFUL SON OF A BITCH!

Added after 2 minutes:

i was driving down the street
and i saw a cat; it was really neat
and i hit my car in a tree
and i said, "here's a tree. tree, tree, tree."
oh, yeah!
an apple in my shoe
oh, yeah!
banana-banana-banana for you!
(?) banana!
orange banana!
i feed you apple pie!
with a shoe and a spoon in my eye!

Added after magically delicious!: