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  • Waffle Pirates?! My GOD! You're on to something, mate!

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    • arh, me eggos!!
      Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
      you're pretty narcissistic
      enjoy that, nobody else does.
      Originally posted by Madklikor
      You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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      • So, I had this dream where I was hanging out with Gnomad and we went go go pick up Ooga, but Ooga seriously looked like he was 12 . . .

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        so, he held the shotgun against my head
        and i said, "go ahead. paint the wall."
        i had never seen a more beautiful red.

        Added after 45 seconds:

        head? red? man, a poet is what i am.

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        • so you're dead?
          Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
          you're pretty narcissistic
          enjoy that, nobody else does.
          Originally posted by Madklikor
          You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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          • you're still drunk aren't you?
            Originally posted by kata rokkar
            Supterfuckingultrawesomecoreasaurus

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            • Originally posted by evasivetear
              so you're dead?
              yeah. you can start rejoicinnnnnnnng . . . NOW!

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              • . . . and they were forced to eat robin's minstrels . . .

                . . . and there was much rejoicing . . .

                . . . yay . . .
                Originally posted by kata rokkar
                Supterfuckingultrawesomecoreasaurus

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                • no i wasn't still drunk i wish i was though, since i was at work today.....n' everyday from 8-5
                  Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                  you're pretty narcissistic
                  enjoy that, nobody else does.
                  Originally posted by Madklikor
                  You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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                    Originally posted by zah
                    Ooga looked like he was 12 . . .
                    That wasn't a dream...

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                    • I had a wierd dream last night too. I dreamt that my brother was a horrible monster, stalker, serial killer and he kept trying to kill me, and the only way that I could kill him was to whistle, but I'd always be too scared to wistle, but I would always do it right before he killed me, then he would come back a year later and the same thing would happen. Kindof like Jason.

                      Oh shit, my bro's name is Jason, weird.

                      I also had a dream later where I was taking a poop in the middle of a huge college seminar.

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                      Ooga that Whale thing was uncalled for.


                      I feel bad for girl whales.
                      His names BentTwig... He's not right... in the head.

                      <-----that's me and the fam

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                      • Did I miss whale penis? I wonder if it's the same picture I tricked my friend into looking at.

                        Just like the time her guy friend got his dick pierced, and she refused to look at a picture of it. Out of curiosity, I wanted to see it, so he sent me the pic. He got a Jacob's Ladder or whatever it's called. So, in order to get her to look at it, I sent it as a "Hey, I have this new artwork I'd love for you to look at" file ('cause she'd get excited any time I ever "made" and shared any "art").

                        I laughed so hard when her next IM was, "You bitch!!!" and then "You fucking bitch!!!"

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                        • Oh man that is fucking hilarious. Really, I mean OMG! I can't stop laughing and think I just shit my pants I was laughing so hard. Fuck me, I have been laughing for twenty minutes now, my sides are starting to hurt. I can't breathe. Next time warn us before you bust out such a comedic masterpiece zah, you could have hurt someone. Whew, that was a close one...





                          Seriously though, you just told this story to try to convince us you like human penis when we all know you secretly yearn for whale vagina.
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                          We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
                          Originally posted by auto-de-fe
                          happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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                          • what's for breakfast you say? hey kids, it's pop corn and a bottle of beer!

                            hooray!
                            Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                            you're pretty narcissistic
                            enjoy that, nobody else does.
                            Originally posted by Madklikor
                            You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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                            • Yeah, I secretly crave whale vagina, BuddyGoodness. Wow. Am I that transparent? Man, you're just so on the money. ALWAYS. And you're so fucking witty and clever. You always have a great zing waiting for me. No, you probably don't sit around and wait for me to say something stupid so you can try to make me look like a fucking jackass. 'Cause, ya know, it's so fucking hilarious every time you come up with something "new" to say to me.

                              Really though, fuck off already.

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