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  • #10831
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    Originally posted by erikpemberton View Post
    my fucking cock itches like a motherfucker. just got home from the gym and bitch is all covered in salt because i sweat like a horny boar roaming around in northern africa. i'ma put some tequila on it and go trap some sorority girls to kill and hide in the crawlspace under my apartment.
    Thread's back. Let's try to keep this up.


    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
    Originally posted by Gnomad
    Semen and anger... definitely dredg fans.
    Originally posted by noclevername
    stretch marks are a big ol cosmic thumbs up.

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    • #10832
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      • #10833
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        From itchy penis to babies in formal wear...

        Not sure what to say...

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        • #10834
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          Originally posted by Gnomad View Post
          From itchy penis to babies in formal wear...

          Not sure what to say...
          simple. just say "................"
          http://www.facebook.com/iknockstuffdown

          Originally posted by Knifeboy
          seeing how i'm a pompous asshole, AND a rapist.. Do you really have to ask?

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          • #10835
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            We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
            Originally posted by auto-de-fe
            happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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            • #10836
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              thanks.
              http://www.facebook.com/iknockstuffdown

              Originally posted by Knifeboy
              seeing how i'm a pompous asshole, AND a rapist.. Do you really have to ask?

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              • #10837
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                Spaghetti Cat?

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                • #10838
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                  Spaghetti Cat? Wheres?!? I WISH TO EAT IT!!!
                  Originally posted by Gnomad
                  Semen and anger... definitely dredg fans.
                  Originally posted by noclevername
                  stretch marks are a big ol cosmic thumbs up.

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                  • #10839
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                    易

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                    • #10840
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                      Lies! I want a cat MADE of spaghetti.
                      Originally posted by Gnomad
                      Semen and anger... definitely dredg fans.
                      Originally posted by noclevername
                      stretch marks are a big ol cosmic thumbs up.

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                      • #10841
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                        i'm now officially cancer free from the belly button up

                        pretty unsurprising
                        but eh, it's good to know

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                        • #10842
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                          but from the belly button down...?

                          do you have penis cancer?

                          oh knifey...

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                          • #10843
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                            I might? In the same way that you might! I mean, I haven't checked, have you?

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                            • #10844
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                              i check my penis for "cancer" daily

                              and thus concludes today's quotable pemberton.

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                              • #10845
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                                i would like to see the contraption used to check eriks penis for cancer.

                                *insert picture of hand here*

                                Sittingsideways added 0 Minutes and 47 Seconds later...

                                although i would not like to see this contraption during use
                                Google "Nutsack" and see what kind of pictures come up

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