................

[evasivetear]

or naked even...and he shaves his head and someone slaps his ass....


yes...i was looking at his red ass and thinking...'someone is about to get sued by their kid'

[Knifeboy]

http://www.jefa.ru/video/fallenart.avi This short movie is insanely awesome.. In so many ways

[zah]

hmmmmm. very interesting...

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How girls celebrate birthdays:

Girl 1: OMG! HEHEHEEHEEE!
Girl 2: Hehehehe!
Girl 3: OMG!
In unison: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Girl 1: OMG, open my present first.
Girl 2: No, mine!
Later on: Oh, that is soooooooo cute! This is so much fun!

How I wish girls would celebrate birthdays:

1: Hey, man, happy birthday.
2: Hey, thanks.
1: Let's go get drunk.
2: Yeah, all right.

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I don't wanna go to my night class at all. I'm such a nerd. I don't think I've missed one class since I first started high school. I got a 4-year perfect attendance award at h.s. graduation. I should have also gotten money.

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A few people have said the same thing to me in recent times, and each time, it was followed with a "trust me."

hmmmmmmm....

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VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

[evasivetear]

trust me too

[BuddyGoodness]

How I wish girls would celebrate birthday parties:
1st girl: Thanks for the gifts everyone, what shall we do now?
2ed girl: I don't know...
3rd girl: I know, lets go over to BuddyGoodness's house and let him pick which one of use looks better naked!
4th girl: That is a great idea! I'll grab the kind bud.
5th girl: I have the extasy and viagra!
6th girl: I'll grab the video camera!
7th girl: This is going to be so much fun!
Other 12 girls in unison: Lets have him judge a dick sucking contest!!!

[evasivetear]

what, only 7?

[BuddyGoodness]

I edited it but I would like to add I am only one man. Not even viagra would help me after 7.

[evasivetear]

weak

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heh

[zah]

Uh. Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and keep my comments about that one to myself.

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If we both stand with absent eyes, and think about the oceans, watch 'em dry.
Then we can see far to the other side, it's you and I forever, and we don't have to hide.
We don't have to hide.

If we ignore the signals that mission control will send...it's one big ship ride anyway, this hell will never end.
And gaze out on what they left of the stars, all we see now we can take our songs.

You two've got just moments left to give, come back now and we will let you live.
Stay inside of our blue protective eye, we won't let them take you, we won't let you die.

My baby spins propellants, the system's set to blow, she's at the milky way now, exploding into snow.
And she's constructed flashpoints to cover up the sun, while I sleep under glass, I know that she'll wake me when she's done.

You two've got just moments left to give, come back now and we will let you live.
Stay inside of our blue protective eye, we won't let them take you, we won't let you die.
You two've got just moments left to give, come back now and we will let you live.
Stay inside of our blue protective eye, we won't let them take you, we won't let you die.


Ooga: You should cover some HUM . . . .

[BuddyGoodness]

Uh. Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and keep my comments about that one to myself.

Wow, I like you a whole lot better when you say things like that.

[zah]

That's good.

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You're a waste of a song.
You're a waste of my lungs.
It's a waste of a song.

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I took a worn out strand of your cellophane hair and stretched it sideways, and oh my, my, slip through between the seam with me.
My brain stopped working from the cold, I sort of strayed from what we know.

So I'll be like you and do what's right and win a love I don't deserve out on the ice tonight.
Teach me the bluest song you know.
The moon ain't comin' up and I swear to God tonight it feels like snow.

I'm glad we got your hands warm so my arms can feel like trust again.
I can promise true waves when the summer comes.
The world still fits the same form we engraved when it all began.
Maybe catch a new wave.
Feels right, feels right.

So we ride whales and drag race time and I draw fires from the traces of trilobite hives.
You sleep like God inside her womb.
And you see clearly to the silicon wasteland they left inside my mind.

I'm glad we got your hands warm so my arms can feel like trust again.
I can promise true waves when the summer comes.
The world still fits the same form we engraved when it all began.
Maybe catch a new wave.

We've lost the road now, injecting charms and we care for all of ours.
We stand in rows now, transfer alarms just like the Inuit with the promise song, to come down and see.
To come down and see.
To come down and see.
To come down and see.
(Your solvents frozen here on the petal rung is all we have to see, enlarged inside as we espy the warming sea.)
(Your breath diffused and never realized, aside from where the panicked hide, and I, just a subtle lift provider on the other side.)

[evasivetear]

did you write that? if so, it's quite good

[zah]

nah. i wish i were that awesome.

it's a HUM song. "The Inuit Promise."

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fireflies as chalk
light up the cement
with your wisdom and woe
the rain won't wash away the thought
turn this into something else.

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It's funny when little kids try talking to you but they mumble all their words and talk really weird and then you say, "I didn't understand one fucking word you just said, kid." and they just sorta look at you all dumb and walk away.

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DERMAL PUNCH!

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I'm glad we got your hands warm so my arms can feel like trust again.
I can promise true waves when the summer comes.
The world still fits the same form we engraved when it all began.
Maybe catch a new wave.

I love that verse.

[BuddyGoodness]

Ahhhh the abstract lyrics. They can take forever to say nothing at all.

[zah]

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXX !

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Ahhhh the abstract lyrics. They can take forever to say nothing at all.

whatever you say, chief.

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Remember when Twix had all these different flavors? They had the Original, the Peanut Butter (which I know they brought back a long while ago), the Cookies N Creme one. I forget what others there were.