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[Gnomad]

Yeah... I'm not a sexist pig or anything, but I sure do lie, and this one chick had an ass that I just wanted to slap with the back of a brush...

Added after 18 seconds:

Holy shit, that was violently offensive... cool.

Added after 7 minutes:

So yeah... I think I'm done saying things that might offend people tonight.

[evilmonkey22]

im totally offend that you didn't tell me about this chick earlyer......you selfish bastard........

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woot!!! :lol:

[Knifeboy]

I just woke up, it's 3 pm..
Wooh!

Added after 7 minutes:

DNTEL - This is the dream of Evan and Chan, is the best song ever to wake up to

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I just shaved for the first time in 2 months.. Damn, there was enough hair to clog up 18 sinks

[Ooga]

re: ................

I want your hair for the art project I'm doing.... on my friggin' face.

[halcyon712]

Eww.

[Ooga]

re: ................

Yeah... it is gross.

But gross is the new cool.... so shutup.

You know it's true.

[zah]

I was close enough, Tool. Harrrrr.

Also, I've decided the word "woot" must be destroyed. And once it's distroyed, I will light its remains on fire. And after the fire, I will pour acid all over the remains. And so forth.

Ooga is right. Gross is awesome.

Added after shut the hell up:

AWESOME song deleted for copyright purposes.

Damn, I spelled something wrong.
Damn, another mistake.

[Ooga]

the word "woot" must be destroyed. And once it's distroyed, I will light its remains on fire. And after the fire, I will poor acid all over the remains. And so forth.

Especially when it's "w00t".

Like when people call other "n00bs".

Don't make me put my steel-toe, internet boots on... or whatever.

[zah]

Exactly! I hate it so fucking much! GAH!

Don't make me put my weathered Vans on. 'Cause I'll stick long nails through the toe part.

That would be awesome. I should do that.

[Ooga]

re: ................

You should...

..rusty nails.

[zah]

With acid on the tips?

I'd for sure get arrested.

I hate when people are like: "Oh, dude! The show ended so awesome! I mean, bad ass! But, hey, I'm not gonna tell you about it 'cause I'm a jackass! Woo! Yeah! Jackass!"

[Ooga]

re: ................

Kind of like...

PERSON 1: So I was walking down the street and the funniest thing happened to me.

PERSON 2: What happened?

PERSON 1: ahhhh, nevermind.

[zah]

2: No, dude, what happened?

1: Nah, forget it. (chuckles)

2: You can't just say something funny or awesome happened and then NOT tell me.

1: It's really no big deal. Maybe I'll tell you later.

2: NO! YOU'LL FUCKING TELL ME NOW! NOW! AAAHHH! (insert various violent behaviors here)

[Ooga]

re: ................

Why do we act that way?

We all do it...

I'm going to eat some noodles (cause I'm a cheap bastard)..

I'll be back.

[zah]

Dude, you said that same exact thing once before . . .

I'll be back later, too.