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[zah]

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[noclevername]

Love usually means "I like fucking you so much that even though you piss me off, I'm just going to take it like a little bitch."

and then she gets pregnant and you realize you're stuck and you've wasted 3 or 4 years of your life.

i'm just saying, sometimes thats how shit goes down.

[Gnomad]

Does anyone else hate certain phrases as much as I hate Jessica Simpson(which is a burning undying hate, much like a shit after mexican food, if you're not aware)?

[zah]

Like what? 'Cause I hate lots of things.

Added after 29 seconds:

sounds like ncn's got a lot of babies' mommas.

[noclevername]

just the one....but GOD DAMMIT

[Gnomad]

How about like "No offense, but..." That ones a killer... cause it's usually followed up with something offensive...

"No offense, but you smell like week old baby diapers used by goat."

[noclevername]

"no offense, but you smell like a turd covered in burnt hair."


60 percent of the time, it works every time.


man, i miss you guys.

[zah]

Right. "No offense, but I think you're the biggest fucking idiot to walk the earth. Really, I don't mean that in a bad way."

By the way, Wayne thinks about Chino's dick a lot. He just sent me a picture with the following message: "Do you think his wee-wee looks like this? 'Cause I do!"

Added after realizing I'm an idiot:

i dunno if i'm included, but i've missed ya, ncn. 'Cause you're like a swirl ice cream cone on a warm summer day.

That means you're cool and one of the best flavors ever.

[halcyon712]

:shock: LIAR!!!

It was only this.


God...some people.

[noclevername]

that includes everyone in this thread.....


hey, i just got an advance copy of cwoa for $2.75.....i guess it is a good day.

[zah]

Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.

[halcyon712]

I'm talking to you....how could you NOT bt thinking unsexy thoughts?

[zah]

hey, i just got an advance copy of cwoa for $2.75.....i guess it is a good day.

cool.

i got a calzone for $5.something.

That was about as good as my day got.

Added after 45 seconds:

I know! Chino is so hot!....how could you NOT be thinking unsexy thoughts?

Added after 4 minutes:

That's my cue to exit.

Smell ya later.

[Gnomad]

I was finally done with my english class full of morons... so it's been an alright day... except there are a couple of hot chicks in the class, so yeah.

[halcyon712]

Awesome. Hot chicks help the day go by anytime.