I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd
Chinese Democracy never releases... it could have, though. By the year 2050, Axl becomes a douchebag cyborg and 42 songs leak that are all Chinese Democracy cuts. One is Axl farting into the mic. It hits number one on the charts.
jaxcullion mcfuckington, the rock n roll god came to me in a vision and told me the same thing, i guess he came to you as well. he told me basically the same story. except that also on that day in 2050, when the songs leak. Axl, being the smartass douche he is, comes out and says "i called the record chinese democracy for one reason. i knew that by the time i was able to release these songs, the chinese government will have finally gone to democracy, so i would be able to say 'you saw this album when you finally see a true chinese democracy'" true story
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