^ My half-brother once requested that I download some animal porn, transfer it to DVD, and then send it to him. I thought it was fucked up but my open-mindedness and love for him won out, like it almost always does.
my partner just came in and told me that "we need to have a 3 way in order to get it to work". for a few moments in my life, i thought one of my sexual fantasies was going to come true. then it became more explicit that it was a 3 way connector to finish up the lighting in the dining room. cruel. so very cruel.
Originally posted by Knifeboy
I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry
BLOOMINGTON, IN—A new study released Monday by sociologists at Indiana University found that women will always answer their telephones unless mind-blowing sex with a man other than the caller prevents them from doing so.
hahaha
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I think this is the first time I've actually been on the onion maybe.
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