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you should fuck more women. it will give you perspective.
you should fuck more women. it will give you perspective.
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You just made me one-hundred times happier that I left McDs.Originally posted by GnomadOriginally posted by noclevernameComment
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a job is a jobComment
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unless it's rosie o'donnell's gyno.Comment
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then it's a way of lifeComment
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dsv, feel better dude. most women on this planet are only good to plow. there are a select few that are worth a shit, but most are worthless cunts. i have seen my fair share of those cunts you talk about, and i have realized it is pointless to get your emotions mixed up in a woman. until you get to know the girl you are with, treat the relationship as if it is something to pass the time, and don't let your emotions come into play for at least a year. if the girl is worth a shit, she will treat you with respect and not play mind games, then you know she can be trusted to open up to. it will save you alot of heartache. trust me.Comment
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That's their job. I think you need a vacation. Even if it is only for a few days. Get away some place, change of scenery for a bit and all that jazz.Originally posted by dsv View Postsigpic
We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
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Fucking -17 Degrees out, feels like -32 and all schools in Iowa are closed....BUT MINE!sigpic
We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
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Dang, sucks to be you.Originally posted by GnomadOriginally posted by noclevernameComment
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No, it's not. I guess I'm okay AND not okay. I've been feeling a lot stronger and faster lately...more like a man. But I have a feeling I'll still be the last to know as to what the fuck has been going on lately. It feels like my world is my TV and I'm stuck in the crossover from analog to digital...all while traveling through time.Originally posted by Gnomad View Post
People seem to get really weird around this cold time of year so everyone's kinda freakin' me out a bit and on top of it all, it feels like God is pulling my strings and making me be clean as possible. I don't mind but I just hope I get rewarded handsomely in the end. But in the meantime, I will say that the skies are clear & blue, the sun is shiny & warm and the visions are crisp & vibrant. I don't really get why people bitch about the cold so much. You just gotta tough it out...kinda like how the summers are so hot.
Oh, and I crashed my car into a guard rail last night...fucked up the front left tire. This, after going for a joy ride on the coldest and iciest night of the year. Yeah, wasn't the brightest of ideas...but I eventually got home safely after getting lost in the middle of nowhere. And the music experience was awesome for the most part.
Thanks for the offer, Gnomad. I will accept it and do my best to transcend since you seem to have found work inside my head. Please get me a hot girl to have sex with...one that will come on to me. Or a realistic sex doll. Or maybe a cross between the two? I found one but she was way too young. And actually, it turns out she was the female version of my inner child so we kind of melted into each other. I want a clone of her to have sex with though...many clones actually. God, is she beautiful. The original apparently never wants to work with me again but I never heard it from her mouth. From my perspective, it was the exact opposite. I think it's just a bunch of lies from jealous managers who are intimidated by me and won't talk about it with me face-to-face. Why would people be intimidated by me? I dunno, I guess I'm just a nice good-looking born-again virgin who NEVER GETS MAD. GET IT? GNOMAD? NO MAD? I should pay more attention to my 3rd-to-last post in this thread but I feel like I've been given a truth syrum.Originally posted by Gnomad View PostComment
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did you answer his question?is pornography voyeurism?
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the suicidal pornography of voyeurism
probably not what you're expecting.
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me and e-40 outside of the bathroom at my work. no big deal.Comment
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Odd place for a picture but cool none the less.sigpic
We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
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