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[jsbedlam]

you ate it anyway didn't you?

[BuddyGoodness]

good source of protein.

[IKnockStuffDown]

I couldn't finish it

I was just eating it, and it was almost done. Seriously like 1/8th of the burrito left. then theres something hard and crunchy in my mouth and I spit it out, and it looks really black and burnt, and it's in the shape of a cock roach. Fuck taco trucks. I am never eating at them again.

every time I think about it I get sick to my stomach. I don't have a weak stomach. The only thing that really makes me sick is cockroaches. I find them utterly disgusting for some reason. Nastiest fucking things on the planet.

[Trathena]

Oh god, I hate them too. I grew up in Louisiana and . . . ugh. I hate those things. And they don't bite or sting, but they're just fucking gross.

God I'm sorry that happened to you. I think I'd cry and be sick for days.

[BuddyGoodness]

pussies.

[erikpemberton]

I grew up in Louisiana

PERSONAL INFORMATION!

Cockroaches are amazing.  I like to tape them to my cock.  Their squirming is better than any old toothless blowjob.

[Trathena]

GODDAMMIT!

TO ALL OF IT!!

GODDAMMIT!

[jsbedlam]

anyone know a good household cure for the plague?

[Knifeboy]

I heard rubbing onions in the eyes cures aids, so maybe it'll work on the plague too?

[IKnockStuffDown]

Today I learned that one time my grandfather stole a car to visit his brother in Washington, and ate nothing but raw steaks on the way.

[cribble]

Anyone like goatse?

[IKnockStuffDown]

"Anyone not like goatse?" is the question you should be asking.

[cribble]

Anyone not like goatse?

[Starving Artist]

I don't like it. It's gotten me banned from a few places for using it on people though.

[Trathena]

I don't know what "goatse" is.

I'm scared to find out.