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**cribble** · January 26, 2008, 12:12 PM

Hahahaha, i need that song. Ear rape.

**Starving Artist** · January 26, 2008, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by IKnockStuffDown

Internet gem: http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

That is amazing. I think I could die happy now... although I think I will continue on.

**Gnomad** · January 26, 2008, 09:30 PM

**Ars Sycro** · January 26, 2008, 10:34 PM

Hahahahaha.

**Trathena** · January 26, 2008, 10:36 PM

He really looks kind of bored. Or like he's having to try really, really hard.

**BuddyGoodness** · January 26, 2008, 11:51 PM

Oh batman, is there anything you can't do?

**IKnockStuffDown** · January 27, 2008, 01:07 AM

New Jersey Freak Show: http://www.barstoolsports.com/articl...eakshows/1958/

**Ars Sycro** · January 27, 2008, 03:55 AM

They look like Oompa Loompas.

**Knifeboy** · January 27, 2008, 04:19 AM

Haha, I love how they're all doing that pouting thing with their lips

**Starving Artist** · January 27, 2008, 04:43 AM

Guido meets Zoolander.

Get Off Our Island

http://getoffourisland.com/

Get Off Our Island, Good and hard working people made long island what it is today, but that existence is being threatened by the growing Guido phenomenon. As many of us know, the social fabric of Long Island is crumbling. A new self centric and materialistic attitude originating from the boroughs of New York City has been pushing its way across the island. The result of this push is an influx of vain and materialistic teens and young adults who feel that the key to life is spending their parent's money, tanning themselves and giving people attitude wherever they go. Those of us that know the phenomenon best like to call them Guidos. The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Most individuals become Guidos in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The shear number of Guidos on Long Island has grown exponentially over the past decade. And the problem is only getting worse, as lost teens across Nassau and Suffolk county fall victim to this plague in an attempt to achieve any type of identity

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I do so enjoy the guido poser pic.

**Gnomad** · January 27, 2008, 04:53 AM

What the fuck is going on here? Are they wearing brown shoe polish? Is there a reason why any of these girls find this attractive?

**Ars Sycro** · January 27, 2008, 04:54 AM

I've wondered the same thing. And it's the spray-on tan... just instead of the standard 2-minute spray, they went in for 30.

**Gnomad** · January 27, 2008, 04:56 AM

Is this replacing emo? Cause I gotta say, this is MUCH funnier...

**Starving Artist** · January 27, 2008, 05:02 AM

Only if you're Italian... or wish you where.

**Gnomad** · January 27, 2008, 05:04 AM

I'm only half... I hope it's not that half...

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