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DOGS RULE!
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NEVER!
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Cats can be interesting creatures, but I'd MUCH rather have a dog. A big dog. One that I can tackle to the ground and/or have attack other people. Like Wayne.Comment
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So, I have about 2 hours before I have to leave the house to go to school. I'm hoping I get a call from the teach saying, "Class is cancelled 'cause our damn weiner school got ANOTHER power failure." That. would. be. awesome.
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Holy crap! A new user named Danny?! I love me the name Danny.
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I OWN THIS THREAD!
And Gnomad loves Sebastian.
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Since I'm too lazy to do it myself, I should send someone out to my school to cut all the power lines. And possibly start a fire somewhere on campus.
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You're satin in the coffin.
Man, I'm hungreh.
QUIMBAY!Comment
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Curse you, Seb... CURSE YOU!!!Comment
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Note: I wrote the note with my non-dominant hand (since Seb's flippers are temporarily sown to his body). Came out quite snazzy.Comment
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If his "fingers" weren't sewn to his body he'd be giving us the finger.
Because the holidays are for gift-takers.
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i want a penguin that will give the finger on command.
that'd be the best thing everOriginally posted by Lye In Your EyeOriginally posted by MadklikorComment
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Yeah, maybe Seb the Penguin isn't so special....
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I will pee on him.sigpic
We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
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1) Sebastian is special. And he indeed is giving you all the flipper, especially BuddyG. He also wants me to relay this special message to G: "I bet you like pissing on poor, defenseless animals. Bet it gets ya off. You fucking sicko."
2) Just because he's wearing a hat and a scarf does not automatically make him a Christmas/holiday penguin. He's a PENGUIN! He lives in the cold! Can't the little guy have a little warmth?
3) Why do you all hate Seb? It's because he belongs to Amy, huh? Yeah? Well, he's gonna use that fucking butcher knife on every last one of ya!
Sheesh.Comment
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I am gonna piss on him because he asked me to. He said you used to but you stopped and he just wants to feel loved again.
P.S. Pm sent, go see murder by death tomorrow.sigpic
We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
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BRING BACK SCHLOTZSKY'S!
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Moooochy, moochy.Comment
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Sounds like a gay bar....Comment
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