................

[zah]

Thank you, George Costanza.

[Gnomad]

So wait... who was on?

Oh, and imagine me as Jessica Simpson's tits...

[zah]

re: ................

WHo was on what?

[Gnomad]

WHO WAS ON CRACK!?

What did Ooga get all crazy about earlier?

[zah]

re: ................

Yeah, it's official. Jessica Simpson's boobs will be playing the part of Gnomad in the upcoming 5-hour-long movie about this thread.

Directed by Amy Lazar.
Produced by Amy Lazar.
And so forth.

Also, Cher will be playing Ooga.

[Ooga]

Oh, I got one.

The Jerk Store called. They ran out of YOU!

Zing.

Well, I just debuted yesterday.

What can I say?

:lol:

[zah]

What did Ooga get all crazy about earlier?

He saw a scary bug.

[Ooga]

re: ................

What, Gnomad? Can't ask me to my face? HUH?!?!

C'MON, PUNK!!!

:x

[zah]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

One of you rip the other one's shirt off in the process.

[Ooga]

re: ................

No... I'm in pussified mode now.

:cry:

[zah]

Re: re: ................

i'm in way over my head here.

Added after 45 seconds:

No... I'm in pussified mode now.

:cry:

Aw. What happened? Is it the Cher thing? 'Cause if it is, Jesse James (the biker/car guy) can play you.

[Ooga]

re: ................

Well, stay at the shallow end!

OH! SNAP!!!

[zah]

no. i wanna go in the deep end. 'cause i want my lungs to fill with water.

goodbye, cruel world.














hello, ironic twist!

[Ooga]

Re: re: ................

Aw. What happened? Is it the Cher thing? 'Cause if it is, Jesse James (the biker/car guy) can play you.

Alright.

Looks like I'll be getting the Bullock action tonight!

:lol:

[Gnomad]

Fine... what got you all giddy like a schoolgirl, Oog's?