All right. There's 3 guys in Hell - 2 white guys and 1 black guy. So, one day Satan says to them, "Hey, here's the deal. I'll let you guys out of Hell IF you rip off your dick, put it in my hand, and - if it doesn't melt - you can leave. So, the first white guy rips off his dick, puts it in Satan's hand, and it melts.
"Sorry, buddy. You're stuck here."
The second white guy does the same, and the same thing happens.
"Sorry. You're stuck here, too."
So, now it's the black guy's turn. He rips off his dick, puts it in Satan's hand, and it doesn't melt. Satan's bewildered.
"How come yours didn't melt?!"
The black guy says: "Milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
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