Omegle - Chat With A Stranger

[MuFFm0nsTeR]

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dang dang diggidang dang
You: y0w
Stranger: hey
Stranger: Johan?
You: Jason?
You: long time no chat, man!
You: what's up buddy
You: what happened to jessica? are ya still married?
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: still married
Stranger: u believe that?
You: i'm askin YOU
Stranger: ok man..
Stranger: sorry
You: jason, you were always a weirdo
Stranger: hey dude!
Stranger: and u?
You: me?
Stranger: yeah
You: still the same, you know me
You: jobbing here und there
You: girls all day
Stranger: nice duuude!
Stranger: soo
Stranger: surfing a lot?
Stranger: no?
You: oh
Stranger: ok!
You: yes yes i do
You: chatting with strangers n stuff
Stranger: nice duuuude
Stranger: Bye Johan!
Stranger: im going to Brazil!
You: bye jason!
You: what?
You: serious?
Stranger: what u think about that
Stranger: ?
You: i'm in brazil next friday
You: see ya there?
Stranger: serious!
Stranger: see ya
You: same place as always, dude?
Stranger: in the same place, the same hour!
You: yeah, you're the man jason
You: see ya!
Stranger: see ya!
...
Stranger: Johan?
You: wazzup?
Stranger: still thera?
You: of course
Stranger: mann
Stranger: i realy need tell something
You: tell me
Stranger: oh mann..
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but i
Stranger: fuck with Rachel!
Stranger: sorry man
Stranger: i know...
You: wtf
Stranger: u hate now..
Stranger: sorry man, please
You: THAT rachel? or the rachel-lisa from our highschool?
Stranger: the HOT Rachel
Stranger: u know
Stranger: BIG tits
You: ahh i know i know...the HOT rachel...hehe
Stranger: so
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: she goes to brazil with me
You: wow dude
You: threesome all the way
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye Johan!
Stranger: and u know
Stranger: i love u!
You: bye man, see ya in brazil
Stranger: see ya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


randomness ftw...

[IKnockStuffDown]

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time to chat like a robot

IKnockStuffDown added 1 Minutes and 16 Seconds later...

And that is probably the best chat ever, Muffmonster

[Gnomad]

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Am I the only one that ended up getting a normal conversation?

[evasivetear]

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i got one of those......it was not worth reporting

[Gnomad]

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Neither is mine. I just never got a weird or crazy or stupid one.

[IKnockStuffDown]

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Just pretend you're a robot. You're bound to get a funny response.

[Gnomad]

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This made me laugh pretty good.

You: Hey
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gnomad added 549 Minutes and 30 Seconds later...

Fucking hell... now I get the weirdos.

Stranger: sup
You: Hello
Stranger: wuts going on?
You: Not much. Just hanging out till I go to sleep.
Stranger: ASL?
You: I'm a dude, if that's what you're looking for.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: do you wanna cam?
You: Uh, no.
Stranger: im sitting here naked
You have disconnected.

[IKnockStuffDown]

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That's a pretty good one, it made me laugh

[Ars Sycro]

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I know KC sucks.... but geez

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: kansas city, mo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Stars Die]

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ahoy there! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a Mighty Pirate.
Stranger: Tis a beautiful day in landannnnn
You: Tis it?
Stranger: Yup, the sun is shiiiining
You: Are you siiiinging?
Stranger: yess
You: Ohhhhh, goooooooodnessssss.
Stranger: ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: Hi Guybrush
Stranger: interesting name you've got there
You: Lol you should google that for a tale of hearty adventure...
Stranger: Can i call you Ulysses?
You: You may... I'll consider it.
You: Can I call you BOB?
Stranger: Sure
You: Tell me something interesting, BOB.
Stranger: Do you like the Franz Ferdinand song called Ulysses
Stranger: Im an amazing singer Ulysses
You: I've not heard it.
You: I'm listening to Ratatat.
Stranger: Tis amazing my good friend
Stranger: Ive heard of them
You: You should tell me factoids and stats regarding yourself, BOB.
Stranger: I am 70% genius 26% hilarious and 4% boring
Stranger: You are 100% guaranteed to like me
You: What if I exceed my %DV of likeability?
You: I'll catch nasty, nasty diseases.
You:
Stranger: I never thought about that actually
Stranger: No, you'll find true happiness and the meaning of life
You: Is that 47?
Stranger: no, actually its 15
Stranger: nice try though
You: I tried.
Stranger: You did and that's all that matters
You: In the long run.
Stranger: You know Ulysses I have a real love for fmylife.com
You: I have seen that site before.
Stranger: Tis true comedic gold
You: And yes.
You: Hey, would you be of the male or female persuasion, BOB?
Stranger: Female
You: I had an inkling, but I don't know why that is.
Stranger: Maybe you should call me Boberina instead
You: I will call you BOB.
Stranger: Possibly because of my cheery outlook on life
Stranger: Then I will continue to call you Ulysses
You: Possibly. Are you a youngster?
You: Or an oldster?
Stranger: How young do you have to be to be considered as a youngster
You: 16 and down?
You: I'm a 22-ster.
Stranger: Then Im just about a youngster
You: Are you 17?
Stranger: And you being a 22-ster are from which Location?
Stranger: Im almost 16
You: I am from the newer version of Jersey, the one with all those funny Italian guys.
Stranger: Ahh with the cool accents
Stranger: Ulysses may I say you are a legend?
You: You may.
Stranger: You are a legend Ulysses
You: Yay!
Stranger: I am sorry but I must disconnect due to the fact that i must go to my sorry excuse for a shopping centre
Stranger: nice speaking to you Ulysses
You: That's fine... Enjoy your sorry excuse for a shopping centre!
Stranger: I will!!!
You: You as well.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ars Sycro]

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I see a love connection being started.... just don't hit it.

[Gnomad]

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[tillybot]

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what A waste of time that was.

[Donnie Darko]

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This thread is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud alot. I'd say, gnomad ftw.

[Wished For None]

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I realize everyone on this site hate me, everytime I go on they either disconnect right away or are extremely mean haha. this was the only normal convo I had

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: name a sexy animal
You: Turtles
Stranger: Herro?
You: oh hi
Stranger: It's Kim from Korea
You: it's me from my room
Stranger: Hreat!
You: yup!
Stranger: tell me a fictional fact
You: turtles tell good bedtime stories
Stranger: fucking liar
You: turtles fly kites?
Stranger: Im seen it it all who the hell do you think you are
You: me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



great waste of 2 minutes of my time... what's the point? haha