Tweet
Post your chats.
Lye In Your Eye added 12 Minutes and 11 Seconds later...
This would have been a lot better if I wasn't talking to a coffee mug.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I like jewish bread
Stranger: how do you make jewish bread?
You: regular bread with ground up jews in it
You: it helps if you live in a jew rich area
Stranger: well now, that's awfully racist
You: well you could have set me up worse for it
You: but you didn't
You: you set me up BEST
Stranger: it was a real question
Stranger: i didn't realise i was talking to a member of the KKK
You: it was a real answer, just not the one you were looking for
Stranger: insightful
You: Do you have any deformities?
Stranger: no
You: Do you want any?
Stranger: i'm alright thanks
You: I would like some longer fingers
You: like freakishly long
Stranger: i have long fingers
Stranger: but not freakishly so
You: do you have a lot of exboyfriends?
Stranger: only one proper one
You: what happened?
Stranger: he was a bastard
You: why'd you date him?
You: big dick?
Stranger: because i didn't know he was a bastard
You: Why do you not have a sense of humor?
Stranger: i have a very good sense of humour
Stranger: why are you so boring?
You: I appear to be the only reason we have any sort of dialogue going. As far as the fact that you're not contributing shit to this discussion does not entitle you to the title of less boring than me.
You: You've asked one question and it was a dumb one.
You: Clearly you are lacking in social interaction skills.
Stranger: would you like to eat my pussy?
You: I will assume it is because you are ugly.
You: No. I am sure you were a boy in the past.
Stranger: i'm actually a boy now, i meant my boi pussy
You: boi isn't a word
Stranger: it is if it is followed by pussy
Stranger: or cunt
You: I'm building a good picture here: 16, internet boyfriend, ugly, transvestite.
Stranger: sadly none of those things are true
You: I know, but it's something to aspire to. I dare not delve into the reality you suffer in.
Stranger: you're quite a hateful person really aren't you
Stranger: are you 12?
You: By the way, throwing out offensive words won't really affect me at all... given the fact that I treat all words the same; it is the fair way to treat them.
You: Nope.
You: Good try, I'm sure you were a lot closer with your guess about me than I was about you.
You: We call that sarcasm.
You: So why did you come on this chat anyway?
Stranger: because i was offending people in other chats but then my friends told me off so i'm trying a boring one
Stranger: i prefer offending people
You: Well you're really terrible at it.
Stranger: i haven't really been trying to be fair
You: You can use this to sharpen your skills and then instead of being told off you can scare off
You: you don't seem like you try at much
Stranger: you sound like someone i know
You: at least in the scope of this chat... i mean you came on here with nothing to say or contribute. don't want to participate in jokes... claim you insult people but don't put any of it up. barely answer questions, make really obvious boring rebuttles to prompts to get some sort of conversation going.
You: you came here for a new boyfriend didn't you?
Stranger: no i have one
You: I said a new one. I understand that you have one in your imagination. Let me help you out: I'm better than your "man". 43, unemployed, 5'4" 260. I'm great at "eating pussy". I have ample experience eating boi pussy as well. I will forward my resume.
Stranger: i prefer mine to be honest
Stranger: there's love and that
Stranger: anyway, i'm going to go and get mildly drunk
You: He's cheating on you.
You: I promise.
Stranger: goodbye forever
You: You dont' know that.
Stranger: i kinda do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lye In Your Eye added 9 Minutes and 17 Seconds later...
This was a little better... hopefully you guys have better luck than I do:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do something interesting
Stranger: Hello (:
You: Do you want to read my last chat?
Stranger: err, whats wrong with it
You: The person I was talking to had the personality of a salt shaker.
You: I mean really... it was more of a coffee mug, but I feel bad saying that here.
You: In addition to posting it on another random place on the internet.
You: What're you doing?
Stranger: having sex with your mom
You: Oh this is great.
You: How is she?
Stranger: are you a real human being?
You: How long have you been into necrophelia?
Stranger: or just a computer generated shit
You: Not really. I think we're all kind of robots... considering we carry computers with information that we should remember ourselves and communicate through electronic mediums.
You: I mean... where's the line?
Stranger: hm
You: Sometimes I wonder, are we going to
You: wait hold on
You: Who makes a robot to go on omegle and have random chats?
You: The dumbest programmer in the world?
Stranger: anyway, youre a guy?
You: Not anymore.
Stranger: woah!
Stranger: nice
You: God made a mistake. And I fixed it.
Stranger: so, youre gay?
You: I'm bi.
You: I had sex with my cat once. Don't tell anyone.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Comment