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  • And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.
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    i wish i could hang out in this thread more often. damn you, school. though, i was invited to partake in a pagan religious ceremony that involved copious amounts of mead. but i had other plans....

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  • dsv
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    Originally posted by jsbedlam View Post
    ok, well here i was, thinking i was all hammmered . . .

    damn gnomey, whad you been drinking?????

    i'm pretty sure your post said you just poked an ugly bitxch in the ear?
    I think he said he knew a girl who got an ejaculation in her ear...and she was an ugly bitch.

    As for everything else Gnomad posted last night...I haven't the slightest clue.

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  • Starving Artist
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    Gnomey... *laugh*

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  • jsbedlam
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    Originally posted by Gnomad View Post
    i kjew aigrl thghat got itin the easr.............trtghat birhv=c=-=bui5tcjh is ugjly
    ok, well here i was, thinking i was all hammmered . . .

    damn gnomey, whad you been drinking?????

    i'm pretty sure your post said you just poked an ugly bitxch in the ear?

    awesopme.

    HEY!!!!!!!!!!


    was it as weirds looking as your posts???????????

    jsbedlam added 0 Minutes and 49 Seconds later...

    hey, also . . . . reeeeaaaallll quick . . . . . .



    FUCK FUCK FUCK FOOOOOOOTBALL IN IT'S FUCKING FOOTBALLED FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Gnomad
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    i kjew aigrl thghat got itin the easr.............trtghat birhv=c=-=bui5tcjh is ugjly

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  • erikpemberton
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    Originally posted by Ars Sycro View Post
    He failed me last week.
    you told me
    to pull out
    and pop in
    your ear
    i was just
    following
    orders
    like the
    nazis did

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  • Ars Sycro
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    He failed me last week.

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  • dsv
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    Originally posted by erikpemberton View Post
    why didn't i
    post here
    when i was
    fucking bombed
    last night

    Because you were having a fuck-a-thon with me. Don't you remember?

    And you're anything but a failure. In bed, at least.

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  • noclevername
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    Originally posted by noclevername View Post
    heh?
    i have absolutely no recollection of posting this. i was so fucked up.

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  • erikpemberton
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    why didn't i
    post here
    when i was
    fucking bombed
    last night

    i'm a walking
    failure

    though i'm
    actually
    sitting at the
    moment

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  • One Second Clubber
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    Yup, still drunk from last night...

    ...definitely LOVED eating sushi at the bar next to like a 12 year old girl and her mom... Did I mention that the mom drank a 10oz Bottle of sake during their meal... It was pretty awesome... And did I mention we drank Johnny Walker Black Label and Sapporo, went to another bar and smashed 32oz beers THEN went home and crushed a 30 pack while playing T-Woods?

    ...time to go get another 30 pack and watch college football...

    My brain hurts, I need to fix that.

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  • jsbedlam
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    Originally posted by One Second Clubber View Post
    Friday night is underway... Got a few Sam Adams down the hatch and me and a bud are going to go get some sushi, which usually involves a scotch... Then who know what after that...

    ...YAY FRIDAY!!!
    sushi should always include

    SAKE BOMBS!!!!

    jsbedlam added 0 Minutes and 40 Seconds later...

    guess i'm late . . . i was fucked the fuck up a few hours ago, decided to be productive & now i'm just tired.

    balls!

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  • noclevername
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    heh?

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  • dsv
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    hah

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  • Ars Sycro
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    hah

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