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Re: Ars Sycro Appreciation Thread
Ars once used a live rattle snake as a condom!
Did I ever tell you about the time Ars took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Ars takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Ars yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!
Ars hates Mexicans! And he is half-Mexican! ...And he hates irony!
They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Ars talk in his sleep.
His poop is considered currency in Argentina.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Ars' nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
Ars once used a live rattle snake as a condom!
Did I ever tell you about the time Ars took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Ars takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Ars yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!
Ars hates Mexicans! And he is half-Mexican! ...And he hates irony!
They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Ars talk in his sleep.
His poop is considered currency in Argentina.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Ars' nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
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