Pray this never happens to you!!!!!

[ttellahj]

i can honestly say i do not 'fruit spray myself'

[jsbedlam]

i would if it kept spiders away . . . that's obviously not the case though . . .

you should see my porch these days . . . every time i come home i walk through a fucking spider condo . . . everywhere i look there are webs . . . in the trees, all along the fence, dangling from the patio furniture . . . ugh . . . i'm never going outside again . . .

[dsv]

i think there's a spider nest in my room...somewhere. every hour or so, i look up and there's like 10 baby spiders crawling around on my ceiling. squash em all and they keep comin'. i'd be freaking out if they weren't so damn tiny.

[zah]

i can honestly say i do not 'fruit spray myself'

Ditto.

[the mad hatter]

benttwig, stalkincubus, and theruleofthree: im glad you all found that so amusing. 8)

theruleofthree: you are so right. its like some weird ritual that is programmed in my head. i couldnt imagine going out anywhere without dousing myself in a mystic spray that is magically scented to smell of sweet fruit or flower combination.
i dont know why... :shock:

[Gnomad]

And my brain just died...

[dsv]

re: Pray this never happens to you!!!!!

And my brain just died...

hahaha.

its like some weird ritual that is programmed in my head. i couldnt imagine going out anywhere without dousing myself in a mystic spray that is magically scented to smell of sweet fruit or flower combination.
i dont know why... :shock:

i think its cuz you're a myspace freak.

[the mad hatter]

myspace.. makes.. people.. want to smell good??

[dsv]

i don't know...does it?

i don't remember posting that btw.

[the mad hatter]

maybe you were high when you typed it.  

[dsv]

no, just drunk probly.

[One Second Clubber]

Re: Pray this never happens to you!!!!!

I looked at the spot where it came out off, and I saw thousands, and I mean thousands of little baby spiders running up the wall, and at this same moment realized that the dirt that fell on me wasn't dirt, but thousands more of these baby spiders.

Um yeah... Not down with that noise...