Shit My Students Write

[Ars Sycro]

Awesome website. http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/

Some of my favorites:

Sammy Davis Jr. was the son of Sammy Davis Sr.

The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

Humans who struggle with hunger lose hope, and those with hope don’t have hunger and should give those with hunger, reason to hope.

Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist. It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from. This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know.

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A few others...

Steinbeck always wrote with a porpoise.

Rome went on to conquer other territories and planets.