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  • how do you install your toilet paper?

    over? who is in favor of over?
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    over:


    under:
    12
    over
    83.33%
    10
    under and i wish to be banned
    16.67%
    2
    i live in a country/territory/state/micronation/region that does not utalize toliet paper
    0.00%
    0
    Last edited by And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.; January 23, 2011, 06:35 AM.
    Originally posted by Knifeboy
    I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

    but pops gotta get his viagra

  • #2
    Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

    over.
    Blast off, it's party time!

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    • #3
      Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

      who the fuck cares i have better things to fucking think about i just put it on the goddamn stick and get the shitting over with

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      • #4
        Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

        *gasp*

        Knifey, this is very important shit right here.
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        Like do you put your undies on first, or your socks first?
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        Or when you refer to "life" you refer to it as "REAL life"?

        Examples:

        OMG I just saw Justin Bieber in REAL LIFE.
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        WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SAY REAL LIFE?! it's almost as bad as people referring to tuna as "tuna fish". You don't walk around all like "dude, totally having the curried hepatitis with salmon fish" BECAUSE WE GET WHAT SALMON IS.

        WE KNOW IT'S A FISH! STOP IT.
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        *FLIPS TABLE*
        (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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        • #5
          Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

          under.

          and why is it that the "under" picture has such a jacked up roll of toilet paper in it?

          this poll is biased.
          Originally posted by vsd
          ...and to be frank...i think...

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          • #6
            Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

            Originally posted by cribble View Post
            Examples:

            OMG I just saw Justin Bieber in REAL LIFE.
            I only use in real life when communicating online.
            For example:
            When online
            "Omg I just saw Justin Bieber and we had hot steaming awesome sex."

            would mean I logged on to some aol chatroom and found someone named justinBeeber4reil and chatted with him about how my lips and tongue would gently caress his anus all night long, while I was masturbating furiously from dusk till dawn

            and
            "Omg I just saw Justin Bieber in REAL LIFE and we had hot steaming awesome sex."

            Would mean I met that whiny little punk in person and raped the living shit out of the bitch while he was screaming for mercy

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            • #7
              Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

              Originally posted by Knifeboy View Post
              who the fuck cares i have better things to fucking think about i just put it on the goddamn stick and get the shitting over with
              you make it sound like defecation is some kind of a burden. i assure you that it is not. i am going to go ahead and remember the old knifey.
              Originally posted by Knifeboy
              I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

              but pops gotta get his viagra

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              • #8
                Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                shitting is a byproduct of me going to the bathroom with my laptop and browsing traversingboard.com

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                • #9
                  Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                  Originally posted by Knifeboy View Post
                  who the fuck cares i have better things to fucking think about i just put it on the goddamn stick and get the shitting over with
                  I read books when I shit. I do not worry about which way the roll is facing.
                  Twitter | Facebook | Rate Your Music

                  Originally posted by TheRuleofThree
                  Very well - you caught me in a rare mistake. I commend you for achieving this elite honor.

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                  • #10
                    Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                    thank you

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                    • #11
                      Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                      Originally posted by Ars Sycro View Post
                      I read books when I shit. I do not worry about which way the roll is facing.
                      as do i. however, i like sensible rollability.
                      Originally posted by Knifeboy
                      I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                      but pops gotta get his viagra

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                      • #12
                        Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                        Those pictures made me realize that this question matters to me a lot more than it should.

                        Under.
                        [QUOTE=gtrplyr7;176776]I'll never stop looking for new music but I find the older I get, the less new music appeals to me and the more I end up going back to older stuff. I think everyone has that decade of music that they could really relate to. For me, it was the 90s...[/QUOTE]
                        [QUOTE=Gnomad;176814]I don't look for new or old music. I kind of just let it find me. I prefer it that way. I don't feel like I'm forcing myself to like certain things. It's all about being in the right setting and mood when you first hear it.[/QUOTE]

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                        • #13
                          Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                          Over. It's the only logical way.
                          Originally posted by Gnomad
                          How many dredg fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

                          Seven. One to change it, five to complain that the old one was better, and one talk about Gavins weight.

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                          • #14
                            Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                            I can understand not wanting 'under' if you were concerned about getting the wall dirty (like, I dunno...maybe in order to grab the TP, your fingers might have to graze the wall a little bit...and if your fingers were dirty, some visible dirt might accumulate on the wall after an extended period of time), but other than that...I don't know, 'under' just gives me peace of mind when I'm tearing some off.
                            [QUOTE=gtrplyr7;176776]I'll never stop looking for new music but I find the older I get, the less new music appeals to me and the more I end up going back to older stuff. I think everyone has that decade of music that they could really relate to. For me, it was the 90s...[/QUOTE]
                            [QUOTE=Gnomad;176814]I don't look for new or old music. I kind of just let it find me. I prefer it that way. I don't feel like I'm forcing myself to like certain things. It's all about being in the right setting and mood when you first hear it.[/QUOTE]

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                            • #15
                              Re: how do you install your toilet paper?

                              "real life" is a bad example. For instance, I would never say "I met you in life". And as knifeboy said, "real life" is meant for online discussions. Or discussions revolving around the internet.
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                              I often fail at quoting.
                              Twitter | Facebook | Rate Your Music

                              Originally posted by TheRuleofThree
                              Very well - you caught me in a rare mistake. I commend you for achieving this elite honor.

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