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  • Leslie Nielsen was a good man

    ...And I'm sad to see him go.
    Life's a zoo, be an animal
    "keep the p-vibes flowin"

  • #2
    Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

    so it goes.
    Originally posted by Knifeboy
    I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

    but pops gotta get his viagra

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    • #3
      Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

      sad but true.
      Blast off, it's party time!

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      • #4
        Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

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        We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
        Originally posted by auto-de-fe
        happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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        • #5
          Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

          Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
          Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
          Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
          Originally posted by Ars Sycro
          I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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          • #6
            Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

            "My name is Sergeant Frank Drebbin, Detective-Lieutenant, Police Squad, a special detail of the police department.

            There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions.

            I was across town doing my laundry when I heard the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene."

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            • #7
              Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

              Originally posted by Ars Sycro
              I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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              • #8
                Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

                Originally posted by One Second Clubber View Post
                Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
                Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
                Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
                Don't call me Shirley.
                I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
                I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
                A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
                To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd

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                • #9
                  Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

                  And we never will again... good night, sweet prince.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Leslie Nielsen was a good man

                    Thanks for all the laughs, Mr. Nielsen.
                    Originally posted by Gnomad
                    How many dredg fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

                    Seven. One to change it, five to complain that the old one was better, and one talk about Gavins weight.

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