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[zah]

Would you like me to terminate her?

Girls are idiots, I swear.

[Ooga]

re: ................

Well, since you asked.

ops:


What's going on near Chicago?

[zah]

I'm in Schaumburg, a Chicagoland northwest suburb. And there's nothing going on here.

[Ooga]

re: ................

How cool it would be to see this whore thread to hit 100 pages. But I'm starting to feel fatigued...

Alf is the enemy of all living things.

[zah]

I spy, with my little eye, something red.

[zah]

We're only 10 pages away from 100? Damn. When the fuck did that happen?

[Ooga]

Re: re: ................

I spy, with my little eye, something red.

NO WAY!

I know I joke a lot but I was actually debating on posting that earlier...

...well, I hadn't envisioned the bit about the eye, but the rest was there.

You're creeping me out, woman!

[Ooga]

Re: re: ................

We're only 10 pages away from 100? Damn. When the fuck did that happen?

It was when you were passed out...

You shouldn't remember. Time is evil sometimes.

[zah]

Sexy minds think alike, Ooga.

[Ooga]

re: ................

Minds Alike in Slow Paced Nights.

(like this one)

[zah]

Yarbles!

[Ooga]

re: ................

Amy? Calm down...

[zah]

I'm gonna call you . . . Sebastian.

[zah]

Damn you, page 90!

[Ooga]

re: ................

Well, fine.

I'm going to call you MacGyver.