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[Knifeboy]

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what weird hobbies

[Gnomad]

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Making a list of movies that have the word cock more than 5 times.

[Starving Artist]

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Did Eric post that listing?

[erikpemberton]

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wah wahhhhhhhhh

[IKnockStuffDown]

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Erik*

[BuddyGoodness]

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satan

[Gnomad]

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No, I did. Amused me pretty good, especially, some of the responses I got. A couple of angry women... and 3 bots.

[Starving Artist]

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Erik, I apologize for the misspelling.

Gnomad, post those responses!

[Gnomad]

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thats fuking gross no girl will ever want to sleep with you because your a pig who the fuck says manchoweder anyway? i bet you have a small pens grow up

That one wasn't so great, but this next one killed me.

You are a disgusting human being. Do you honestly think real people perform the degrading acts you see in pornography? Real men don't want that. Real men have standards and know how to treat a lady. You're scum that creeps its way across the Earth polluting all that you see before you with your despicable behavior.

Perhaps you're just confused. Perhaps you've never been in an adult relationship with respect, honor and love. If that's the case, I hope one day you mature into something worth more than "5 solid ropers". What does that mean, anyway? Please, get help and stop corroding CL with your filth.

I debated actually telling her what "ropers" were, but I didn't want to push it too much. "Real men don't want that." That's fucking hilarious. I don't know about you guys, but if I had the opportunity, I would absolutely fuck a pornstar.

As far as "corroding CL with my filth", I've seen far worse and far funnier shit than what I put up. I think I'm going to make this a regular thing. I need better material, though. I want to get funnier responses too, you know?

[Knifeboy]

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that's awesome
what's CL?

[Gnomad]

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craigslist

[jsbedlam]

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you should post pics of your small pens . . .

[cribble]

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This craigslist, it sounds good. Best of anywhere? Or even a portal of funny ones maybe?

[Gnomad]

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you should post pics of your small pens . . .

Hey now, that's small penis. You could at least spell it right, you're not the 13 year old retard. I think my small penis deserves at least that.

Gnomad added 1 Minutes and 33 Seconds later...

Here's the "Best Of", cribble: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

And here's my personal favorite: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

[Knifeboy]

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this came in the mail today

i find it to be borderline sexy