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[noclevername]

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2 foot
dildos
in the back
room and
nitrous by
the register

that reminds me of christmas at my grandma's.


she's in jail now.

[jsbedlam]

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when i saw that picture. Some voice in my head went, "HEY!"

i chuckled out loud.

it worked!

[Ventrio]

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oh god no...

http://www.rollingstone.com/blogs/smokingsection/2008/09/give-us-something-to-break-biz.php

[IKnockStuffDown]

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If you catch this before it gets fixed, you'll have lots of laughter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Durst

IKnockStuffDown added 0 Minutes and 32 Seconds later...

example:

Fred Durst fell out of his mother's ass in Gastonia, North Carolina.[citation needed] His biological father left when he was only a few weeks old because he did not wish to have a flaming gay son,[citation needed] and he was raised solely by his mother, Anita, during his infancy.[citation needed] The two were very poor, his mother having no house, job, or money. The two had to suck many, many dicks just to get by[citation needed] They lived in the top of a church, with Fred's then tight anus perched right at the top of the steeple, and people brought them gallon jars of semen, which they both lived on.[citation needed] Anita eventually met Bill, a child rapist, whom she married when Durst was naked.

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

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this is good news. we have never had a surer sign of the impending apocalypse! as the church wall in 28 days later probably proclaimed: THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NEIGH!

[jsbedlam]

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haha . . . we'll know for sure here in a couple of months . . .

if limp bizkit gets back together & the two-headed beast that is mccain/palin gets elected, we're toast.

[cribble]

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WHOA. Fred looks old. When did he become an actor?

cribble added 39 Minutes and 36 Seconds later...

Drinking whilst highly ill wasn't a good idea. I'm going to bed.

[Gnomad]

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I just clicked undo after they fixed it. I'm going to go ahead and ban myself from Wikipedia to try and keep this alive...

Gnomad added 1 Minutes and 26 Seconds later...

Holy shit, that was fast. I am impressed.

[IKnockStuffDown]

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I saved the whole thing in notepad if anyone wants to read it. I won't post it unless requested because it's fairly long.

IKnockStuffDown added 340 Minutes and 57 Seconds later...

Welcome to our newest member... McBong.

With a name like that, he better frequent this place.

[Ars Sycro]

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He's probably a spammer.

[IKnockStuffDown]

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YOU'RE SUCH A CYNIC, ARS!

/cry

my hopes and dreams have been crushed.

[Trathena]

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Have some faith, IKSD! He's probably related to BuddyGoodness.

[BuddyGoodness]

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father?

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

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luke?

[Starving Artist]

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CHEWBACCA!