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    I usually turn down jobs if the manager doesn't give me a blowjob at the interview

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      I usually turn down jobs if the manager doesn't ask for one.

      ba-da-bum

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        can't get that Return to Forever show last night out of my head..maybe the concert of the year. It felt like a pre-birthday present..and today almost feels anti-climatic, lol.

        I'm off to do mini-golf, movies, and see if the b-day line still is a failure with women.
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          it sure is. even if today is the awesomest day to fall out of a vagina.

          it is always nice to have an excuse to crack open a fifth of Jager when its still daylight out though.
          http://turntable.fm/traversing

          BYOB

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            Originally posted by noclevername View Post
            it sure is. even if today is the awesomest day to fall out of a vagina.

            it is always nice to have an excuse to crack open a fifth of Jager when its still daylight out though.
            Who needs excuses when you're an alcoholic?
            http://www.facebook.com/iknockstuffdown

            Originally posted by Knifeboy
            seeing how i'm a pompous asshole, AND a rapist.. Do you really have to ask?

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              ^Truth!

              Already started on the Knob Creek.

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                Yo. yo. how comes my prof pic aint showin ^?

                Sorry. I apologize for that.
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                  The interview is on the 3rd of July. It's in London, where I am living over the summer (so no need to worry about travel and accommodation costs... though if they could pay my rent for me )... possibly more permanently, especially after my degree.

                  There shall be a round of blow-jobs. Post interview!
                  (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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                    I'm in the mood for some comedy albums...

                    fellow Traversers, I command thee:

                    recommend me some high quality comedy albums!!!!!!1111!1!11!!!

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                      Anything David Cross

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                        good call on the David Cross, "It's Not Funny" is great...

                        and who would have thought that one of the greatest album covers I have ever seen would come from none other than Patton Oswalt:

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                          i really dig david cross.

                          also, mitch hedburg was pretty brilliant in his own weird way.
                          Originally posted by kata rokkar
                          Supterfuckingultrawesomecoreasaurus

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                            meh
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                            We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
                            Originally posted by auto-de-fe
                            happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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                              Daniel Tosh, Demetri Martin.
                              http://www.facebook.com/iknockstuffdown

                              Originally posted by Knifeboy
                              seeing how i'm a pompous asshole, AND a rapist.. Do you really have to ask?

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                                We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
                                Originally posted by auto-de-fe
                                happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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