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[Ars Sycro]

[evasivetear]

I like fried chicken and watermelon too.

but you're mexican......not black?


and honestly....i didn't even know you were mexican.  i never saw you mowing a single lawn


     :shock:  8)  :lol:  :P  ops:  :twisted:    :roll:  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:

[Ars Sycro]

I'm not mexican or black... I'm whitey. But I like fried chicken and watermelon. and sweet tea.

[evasivetear]

diabeetus

[jsbedlam]

lots of action lately . . . everyone's bored eh?

[Ventrio]

Anybody here seen Jeff Tweedy's Live Solo DVD Sunken Treasure? I'm watching it now and I must say it is amazing

[Starving Artist]

Well thanks a lot Ventrio. Now this place is boring again.

[BuddyGoodness]

good fucking job ventrio

[Ars Sycro]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Added after 6 minutes:

Oh crap... i can't stop laughing at this one...

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

[evasivetear]

haha

[Ars Sycro]

For real.... like 10 minutes later, i'm still laughing at that last one.

[kata rokkar]

i was like, "me too!" then I read the rest...

now i feel awkward...

[Ars Sycro]

Some more...

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
<Felacio> errr ME, not /me

[Ventrio]

Well thanks a lot Ventrio. Now this place is boring again.

fine then....


BIG FAT WET SLOPPY TACOS WRAPPED IN DEAD RACCOONS ALL LYING INSIDE OF AN OLD BOOT. BILL CLINTON WALKS UP AND TAKES HIS PANTS OFF, HE SLOWLY BEGINS HAVING SEX WITH THE BOOT. GHOSTFACE KILLA COMES OUT, STARTS WACKING IT, THEN HE CALLS FOR THE REST OF THE WU-TANG CLAN TO JOIN HIM. THEY CIRCLE JERK FOR 7.6 MINS AND THEn THROW THEIR JUNK ONTO THE DEAD RACCOON. ODB RISES FROM THE DEAD AND THROWS A BOWL ONTO ThE RACCOON, DANIEL PINCHBECK COMES OUT AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN HIS THEORY ON THE WORLD ENDING BUT EVERYONE JSUT SAYS "WTF DANIEL PINCHBECK?" SO THEY ALL GET HIGH AND UNDERSTAND IT. RIGHT AS THIS HAPPENS, THE SPIRIT OF QUETZALCOATL APPEARS AND BEGINS GIVING RIM-JOBS TO ALL WHO ARE PRESENT. BILL CLINTON FINISHES UP WITH THE BOOT, EATS A TACO, SAYS "WTF?" AND LEAVES.

the end

talk amongst yourselves

[Gnomad]

I like tacos and burritos.