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[BuddyGoodness]

Well, that sucks. But as a bartender, do you make a decent amount of money? And do you work at a "classic" bar or a bar/venue/club-type place?

Sounds like a bar soon to be out of business

[kata rokkar]

sounds like a ruby tuesdays

[jsbedlam]

Well, that sucks. But as a bartender, do you make a decent amount of money? And do you work at a "classic" bar or a bar/venue/club-type place?

i used to make money when i worked at a real bar, but then i moved to san diego, where it's impossible to get a real bar job without having an inside contact with the place or huge boobs . . . i have neither . . . so i work at a bar/restaurant that also has a banquet room, hence the wedding . . . working on moving on though . . . the bar biz is brutal out here . . .

Added after 14 minutes:

by the way, are the last.fm sigs not working or is it just me?

[BentTwig]

It sounds like the sollution to all your problems would be a breast enhancemet. Hell thats about the solution to everyones problems.

And zah and jsbedlam if your going to quit your jobs, I suggest going out in style. Heres what you need. Some shaving cream, a baby turtle, bungie rope, staples, italian dressing, the eyes of a goat, and a cup of coffee

[zah]

J-LAM said: i used to make money when i worked at a real bar, but then i moved to san diego, where it's impossible to get a real bar job without having an inside contact with the place or a huge dick . . . i have neither . . . so i work at a bar/restaurant that also has a banquet room, hence the wedding . . . working on moving on though . . . the bar biz is brutal out here . . .

Aaaa. I gotcha. Well, that's a drag, man - but hopefully you find something better.

And Twiggy: I prefer to go out with a bang...literally. I wanna blow something up. Preferably with an M-80.

[BentTwig]

Why stop at and M-80. I suggest three sticks of dynamite and a sherman tank.\

Man i threw up everywhere like an hour ago. You know when you have no food in your stomach yet you still vomit. THe worst thing ever.

[jsbedlam]

word . . . going to the house of blues in a few minutes 'cause i met a guy who works down there, gave me his info for a reference . . . and then if i get the job i'm gonna go set the motherfucking place i work now on fire . . . but if you cops are reading this, it wasn't me, it was fernando . . .
and if i don't get the job i guess i gotta save up for the boobs . . . hope my girlfriend doesn't mind . . .

[dsv]

J-LAM said: i used to make money when i worked at a real bar, but then i moved to san diego, where it's impossible to get a real bar job without having an inside contact with the place or a huge dick . . . i have neither

hahaha. zah, you meanie.

[BentTwig]

and if i don't get the job i guess i gotta save up for the boobs . . . hope my girlfriend doesn't mind . . .

Well, a little known fact about the twig, I am an illigitamant plastic surgeon who has done many surgeries on helpless animals. I have been looking to switch to humans and boob jobs are where I want to start. In June I'm heading to California so I could cut you open and stuff some cottage cheese in your chest and give you some DD's for minimal cost (2 goats and a head of lettuce should do fine).

[zah]

hahaha. zah, you meanie.

Hahaha. I was wondering if anybody was gonna catch that.

So, today I worked my first doubles. I was at work from 7 AM to 11 PM. I am beat.

[BentTwig]

I am a beet.

My cousin Sir Twigmire married a beet. Her name was pah. They told me they had an illegitamant daughter, now I find out its you. That means were family.

Sucks to be you.

See you at the reunion on the 18th.

[evasivetear]

i hate waking up with a headache...no not from drinking...but regardless, both suck

[zah]

My cousin Sir Twigmire married a beet. Her name was pah. They told me they had an illegitamant daughter, now I find out its you. That means were family.

Dude. C'mon. What'd you go and do that for? Huh? Putting my business out there like that. :|

And, yeah, waking up with headaches isn't too fun.

[BentTwig]

Zah don't hide from it, just accept it and live on. Don't be ashamed of who you are.

And Evasive, thats why you don't stay up until 3:00 drinking whiskey while watching The Price is Right, bad headaches the next day: and I did that once only to find Bob duct taped to a chair, hairless.

Ps dont tell the feds, they still haven't got me yet

[amitface]

This is my first post in this monster of a thread. Hello.