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[zah]

:|

"If I was filthy rich I would wipe my ass with nothing but dryer sheets. Try and keep a smile on your face through that, snuggles."

[Ooga]

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:lol:

That's hilarious...

With extra emphasis added to the italics.

[zah]

"Someone, somewhere out there is opening their email, reading "Are you tired of getting up early, only to know your making a fraction of what your employer does??" and emphatically saying "yeah!" out loud to each subsequent question listed. What a fag."

My personal fave is "hilarious," a la Mr. Burns.

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sleepy but not.

[Ooga]

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The Simpsons never has "done it for me".

:shock:

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Wide awake and starving... but not.

[zah]

hey, it's cool. I can only have one Simpsons buddy anyway, and NCN has that slot.

sometimes i just wanna peel my face off.

[Ooga]

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Ever tried peeling your face off?

....it hurts.

[zah]

i'm in one of those hyper/lazy limbos. it's annoying.

[Ooga]

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But no more than chowing down on a Hot Pocket in 15 minutes.

[zah]

when i was in kindergarten, i slammed my face into the sidewalk. THAT hurt....

[Ooga]

I'm usually in one of those "why????" moods.

.....like a little girl.

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when i was in kindergarten, i slammed my face into the sidewalk. THAT hurt....

On purpose? Wow.. what name were you called?

:lol:

[zah]

heh.

i remember in 6th grade this one kid named Jason G. purposely snipped off a part of his fingertip with scissors. The piece of skin flew somewhere across the room.

[Ooga]

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Oh, yeah!

Jason G. Dumbfuck!!!

I TOTALLY REMEMBER HIM!!!

Did he ever seek out that degree in medicine?

[zah]

no. i killed him.

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i've got an ache in me gulliver.

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It's a lonely, twisted world spinning sickly on it's side.
I'm fried, and I can't sleep.
No, I haven't enjoyed the ride.

I'm just a white guy from the future, I'm completely out of touch.
I know that you're tired, but I never loved so much.

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So, I've decided that the Tower Records in Schaumburg can screw itself.

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i wish i could float.

that would be right on.

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damn, i'm getting hungreh.

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later days, alley cats.

[Knifeboy]

Dance clubs are fun when the drinks are "free" (well, not exactly free since you pay for the entry, but whatever)

[evasivetear]

hell, just drinks are fun