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[evasivetear]

i lost the remote....

can we put a dvd in, instead?

[zah]

You guys just broke my heart. I'll keep my awesome "on the road" list of thoughts to myself then.

Here's an installment of "Sitting in the School Computer Lab While Waiting For My Ride" Thoughts:

1. Kill me now.
2. I'm so thirsty.
3. My head hurts.
4. I hate this place.
5. It would be awesome if I made the desktop background a picture of some gay porn.
6. Can someone please rip my heart out of my chest?
7. What the hell are you looking at, guy?!
8. I wish I could float.
9. How come there are no hot guys at this school?
10. This sociology midterm sucks ass.
11. My mood is a flatline.
12. If my eyeballs could talk, they would probably just vomit instead.
13. These mousepads are gay.
14. Nevermind, that guy's not cute at all.
15. I wish I were listening to dredg right now.

[evasivetear]

my favorite thing to do is to vomite out of my pupils

and by that i mean, least favorite impossible thing to do

[Gnomad]

Current thought: Monkeys have it better than they think.

[Knifeboy]

Vomiting eyeballs... . greatest imagery every

[evasivetear]

it's like an optic blast...only it's more like optic sludge

[zah]

Vomiting eyeballs... . greatest imagery every

Glad you think so, mate. I have a picture of my eye, and if I had the Photoshop (or whatever other program) skills, I'd make it vomit. Just for you.

[evasivetear]

i think it's much funnier in the imagination...vomit is always funnier in the imagination...

once you see it...your just kinda like "oh....lunch doessn't seem so cool anymore..."

[Ooga]

re: ................

Bullshit...

Not me.

[zah]

Yesssssss. It's the Oog-Man.

[Gnomad]

Penguins in the Desert suck... especially the ones with that specific name. And yes, I am being specific... and an asshole... but so is he... they... penguin sucks...

[Ooga]

re: ................

I am no superhero... just a folksinger addicted to smack.

How 'bout you sista' Shirley?

[Ooga]

re: ................

Here's something most people probably haven't thought:

What if penguins liked the moderate climates like in the Midwest/South?

BWA! HA! HA! HA!

[zah]

There, there, Gnomad.

I have a penguin. It waddles around in my backyard.

[Ooga]

re: ................

Crazy coot!