Three truths and a lie.

[noclevername]

I'm shamelessly stealing this game from another board.

Three of the following statements about me are true. One is false. BUT WHICH ONE?

1. i once told christina aguilera to eat a sandwich and that "Lady Marmalade" was the worst thing I've ever heard.
2. I was investigated by the Secret Service due to a prank that backfired massively.
3. I was an extra in a popular television show.
4. I've done time in a "house of corrections".

[IKnockStuffDown]

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2?

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

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judging by the picture you posted in the funny pictures thread, i would say that 4 is highly plausible.

[noclevername]

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ill give it a little while before i post the answers. anyone else going to make a list?

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

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if i can be creative enough, i think that i just might. however, i live a rather dull life inside my citadel of books.

[kata rokkar]

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1. I met Pharrel Williams out of pure dumb luck.
2. I did a stand-up comedy show with Gary Gulman.
3. I stole 2 huge bags of popcorn from a couple of greedy bastard rich kids because my friend and I were high as a kite.
4. I had a gay roommate that unintentionally put a midget in my bed the day before he moved out.

[noclevername]

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i'm gonna guess 4...how do you unintentionally put a midget somewhere. they're people too, i'm told.

[Lye In Your Eye]

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1. I have never seen Dumb and Dumber
2. I started posting here in August 2008
3. I've never cheated on anyone
4. I have had a smoke with a member of dredg

[noclevername]

Re: Three truths and a lie.

alright, here's my answers. interest is low....

1. i once told christina aguilera to eat a sandwich and that "Lady Marmalade" was the worst thing I've ever heard. True. i was working at an Italian Resturant here in town and she came in to eat when she played at the State Fair. I lost my job, but it was worth it.
2. I was investigated by the Secret Service due to a prank that backfired massively. True. I still have the agent's businees card. They interrogated me for about an hour, and then told me that I didnt lie once and was free to go. Yeah, tehy already knew the answers to everything they asked me
3. I was an extra in a popular television show.True. Theres a local wrestling promotion that runs show on a small network affiliate. You could clearly see me in the crowd. This also happened last time WWE was in KC.
4. I've done time in a "house of corrections". False. Screw you, auto. County jail is a different story, though.

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

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4. I've done time in a "house of corrections". False. Screw you, auto. County jail is a different story, though.

hahahahahahaha!

[Lye In Your Eye]

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alright, here's my answers. interest is low....

1. i once told christina aguilera to eat a sandwich and that "Lady Marmalade" was the worst thing I've ever heard. True. i was working at an Italian Resturant here in town and she came in to eat when she played at the State Fair. I lost my job, but it was worth it.
2. I was investigated by the Secret Service due to a prank that backfired massively. True. I still have the agent's businees card. They interrogated me for about an hour, and then told me that I didnt lie once and was free to go. Yeah, tehy already knew the answers to everything they asked me
3. I was an extra in a popular television show.True. Theres a local wrestling promotion that runs show on a small network affiliate. You could clearly see me in the crowd. This also happened last time WWE was in KC.
4. I've done time in a "house of corrections". False. Screw you, auto. County jail is a different story, though.

you need more patience

Lye In Your Eye added 6 Minutes and 55 Seconds later...

also

1. i once told christina aguilera to eat a sandwich[/b]

you sure showed her

[noclevername]

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you sure showed her

you know, it's funny...6 or 7 years ago when this happened, I thought to myself, "one day this might come up on the internet, and someone might not think it's up to their standards of hilarity when it comes to insulting pop stars. That might just ruin my entire online reputation which i hold so dear."

and look what happened....I guess that's what i get for not going with my gut instincts. Thank you, sir, for showing me the error of my ways.

[evasivetear]

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next time you'll know. just break her nose

that will please everyone but her

[noclevername]

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her pasta was overcooked too.

[evasivetear]

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that's a start