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    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars

    Look at me, look at me
    hands in the air like it's good to be
    ALIVE
    and I'm a famous rapper
    even when the paths're all crookedy
    I can show you how to do-si-do
    I can show you how to scratch a record
    I can take apart the remote control
    And I can almost put it back together
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
    I can tell you about Leif Ericson
    I know all the words to "De Colores"
    And "I'm Proud to be an American"
    Me and my friend saw a platypus
    Me and my friend made a comic book
    And guess how long it took
    I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

    I can keep rhythm with no metronome
    No metronome
    No metronome

    I can see your face on the telephone
    On the telephone
    On the telephone

    Look at me
    Look at me
    Just called to say that it's good to be
    ALIVE
    In such a small world
    All curled up with a book to read
    I can make money open up a thrift store
    I can make a living off a magazine
    I can design an engine sixty four
    Miles to a gallon of gasoline
    I can make new antibiotics
    I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
    I know how to run a business
    And I can make you wanna buy a product
    Movers shakers and producers
    Me and my friends understand the future
    I see the strings that control the systems
    I can do anything with no assistance
    I can lead a nation with a microphone
    With a microphone
    With a microphone
    I can split the atoms of a molecule
    Of a molecule
    Of a molecule

    Look at me
    Look at me
    Driving and I won't stop
    And it feels so good to be
    Alive and on top
    My reach is global
    My tower secure
    My cause is noble
    My power is pure
    I can hand out a million vaccinations
    Or let'em all die in exasperation
    Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations
    Have'em all killed by assassination
    I can make anybody go to prison
    Just because I don't like'em and
    I can do anything with no permission
    I have it all under my command
    I can guide a missile by satellite
    By satellite
    By satellite
    and I can hit a target through a telescope
    Through a telescope
    Through a telescope
    and I can end the planet in a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handle bars
    No handlebars

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars





    fuck you, im drunk.
    http://turntable.fm/traversing

    BYOB

  • #2
    Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

    I heard this song for the first time today and I must say that I am a fan...

    ...but then again I've only heard it once so it might grow old pretty quick. Does this guy have anything else worth listening to?
    Originally posted by Ars Sycro
    I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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    • #3
      Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

      Why doesn't the asshole just get a unicycle and stop being a prick?

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      • #4
        Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

        Is there a leak? Can someone upload it?

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        • #5
          Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

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          • #6
            Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

            wow, i totally dont remember posting this.


            But yeah what i remember of the album was pretty alright.
            http://turntable.fm/traversing

            BYOB

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            • #7
              Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

              Originally posted by One Second Clubber View Post
              ...but then again I've only heard it once so it might grow old pretty quick. Does this guy have anything else worth listening to?
              I'll check out that leak and see if I like the rest of the album. I'm starting to think that it sounds like Linkin Park a bit too much towards the end of this song...

              ...it was the sax solo that got me hook, line and sinker the first listen through.
              Originally posted by Ars Sycro
              I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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              • #8
                Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                I like the song, but I kind of just want it to go away.
                Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

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                • #9
                  Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                  Does anybody else get a Cake vibe out of this album?
                  Originally posted by Ars Sycro
                  I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                    If it were even close to decent, I might.
                    Twitter | Facebook | Rate Your Music

                    Originally posted by TheRuleofThree
                    Very well - you caught me in a rare mistake. I commend you for achieving this elite honor.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                      Thank you for the upload! I really didn't expect it, so thank you. I like this album quite a bit, though I'm very surprised that I do.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                        hmmmm, apparently i was at a private lecture with the lead singers. odd. i should be seeing him again in june.
                        Originally posted by Knifeboy
                        I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                        but pops gotta get his viagra

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                        • #13
                          Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                          Originally posted by Trathena View Post
                          Thank you for the upload! I really didn't expect it, so thank you. I like this album quite a bit, though I'm very surprised that I do.
                          SEE! you can like hip-hop...now go listen to my hip-hop mix

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                          • #14
                            Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                            never said i like it. but i also never said i had anything against the hip-hop
                            Originally posted by Knifeboy
                            I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                            but pops gotta get his viagra

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                            • #15
                              Re: I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                              I actually like this album a lot, which is weird for me.

                              Thanks!
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