what in holy hell..

[evasivetear]

hot

[the mad hatter]

^mmmmm.. delish..


yeah everyone says i look older. I am commonly mistaken for 18 to 21. Every time i meet someone new they have that tendency of not getting my age right.. its quite a chore after a while. Maybe i should wear a name tag with my age on it so no one will ever make a fool of themselves...... or maybe not. It has its advantages... *insert michevious smile and evil laughter*


cough...




yeah actually i did go buy candy cigs for my fake 18th. it was great because when i got to the counter i put the candy down and gave the clerk the stink eye and a suspicious grin and i go "it's my not 18th birthday" and she was like "happy... not... birthday?" and i gave a rapist giggle (yeah there is such a thing) and i said softly, "mm, that's right." ... she seemed mildly frightened.

ahhh that's a lie. that didn't really happen. i just said it because it was funny and i sometimes wish my life played out in such a way full of interesting stories..

[zah]

that's...kinda a good thing isn't it zah?

That's what everybody says: "But women love it when they're told they look younger."

I dunno - something about looking 17/18 when I'm 23 bothers me. Wouldn't be as bad if I were 40 and someone said I looked, I dunno, like in my early 30s.

And: hahahahahaha, Ars.