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  • too many caps.

    didn't even bother to read it
    Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
    you're pretty narcissistic
    enjoy that, nobody else does.
    Originally posted by Madklikor
    You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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    • yeah man. it was like Billy Mays was yellin' that shit at me.

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      • I'm way too stoned for that shit Josh.  That was the funniest thing I think I've ever read.

        Where are you finding this?
        Originally posted by Gnomad
        I think we're forgetting one huge factor in all of this.

        Super God.
        Originally posted by auto-de-fe
        do you think we can get a sticky for this thread so that i can constantly be reminded how much of a dick theruleofthree is?

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        • bash.org

          Added after 17 minutes:

          More...

          * Quits: crag-- ([email protected]) (Dead girls dont say no)
          * Quits: KiM ([email protected]) (going for a walk )
          <@ShowDowN> that is sick
          <@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
          <@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
          SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
          Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
          Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
          SergioThree: ...
          SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible
          mdiym42: note to self
          mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them
          [Bwafflz] <Veritas|jackals> if u know how to get ur dick out of a beer bottle (dont ask) PM ME plZ immeditately!!!!
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          Originally posted by TheRuleofThree
          Very well - you caught me in a rare mistake. I commend you for achieving this elite honor.

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          • my favorite so far

            silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
            Slider: Yea
            silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
            Slider: Holy shit.
            silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
            Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
            Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
            silic0nsilence: Yeah..
            silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..
            Added after 7 minutes:

            <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
            <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
            <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
            <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
            <emoti_conartist> lol
            <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
            <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
            <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
            <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
            <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
            <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
            <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
            <cassius_clay13> and runs away
            <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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            • ok.  laughed a lot at that second one there
              Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
              you're pretty narcissistic
              enjoy that, nobody else does.
              Originally posted by Madklikor
              You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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              • I've been laughing at those for years. They never get old.
                Originally posted by Gnomad
                Semen and anger... definitely dredg fans.
                Originally posted by noclevername
                stretch marks are a big ol cosmic thumbs up.

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                • Actually.. They do
                  All the ones from the top 200 are way old now

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                  • Yeah, but if you don't go there for a while like I did, they get funny again.
                    Originally posted by Gnomad
                    Semen and anger... definitely dredg fans.
                    Originally posted by noclevername
                    stretch marks are a big ol cosmic thumbs up.

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                    • So people submit these? Are these actual IMs or creative writing or what?

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                      • some of them are probably just made up.

                        but looks mostly like IMs
                        Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                        you're pretty narcissistic
                        enjoy that, nobody else does.
                        Originally posted by Madklikor
                        You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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                        • It's IRC chats, and I'd say about half are real probably.  I just found this one and I can't stop laughing:

                          CDSBIGSBY: at work, on the like, 'keyboard' for the cash registers, there are two buttons that don't do anything
                          CDSBIGSBY: and it's like, the button, a little slip of paper that says what the button does, and a plastic cover that holds the paper in
                          CDSBIGSBY: and this dude at work figured that out, 'cause he popped the plastic cover off
                          CDSBIGSBY: and so we made labels for the two 'empty' buttons on the registers we were on that day
                          CDSBIGSBY: he didn't utilize the full potential of the opportunity though, as one of his buttons is a happy face and the other a sad face
                          CDSBIGSBY: but i feel i did mine justice.
                          CDSBIGSBY: Lane 14 at Meijer's has a Self-Destruct button and a Bat Signal button.
                          Originally posted by Gnomad
                          I think we're forgetting one huge factor in all of this.

                          Super God.
                          Originally posted by auto-de-fe
                          do you think we can get a sticky for this thread so that i can constantly be reminded how much of a dick theruleofthree is?

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                          • FYI... anybody that wants a job with the NSA, send them a resume 2 years before you want the job.
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                            Originally posted by TheRuleofThree
                            Very well - you caught me in a rare mistake. I commend you for achieving this elite honor.

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                            • will do.
                              sigpic
                              We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
                              Originally posted by auto-de-fe
                              happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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                              • PS - Anyone who wants to join the NSA...

                                WTF?
                                Originally posted by Gnomad
                                I think we're forgetting one huge factor in all of this.

                                Super God.
                                Originally posted by auto-de-fe
                                do you think we can get a sticky for this thread so that i can constantly be reminded how much of a dick theruleofthree is?

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