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We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
If you fart in your sleep, but your girlfriend isn't around to kick you out of bed, did it really happen?
I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd
HEY GUYS guess what. I just finished my first week at my new job. It was glorious. I made $440 this week, but gotta wait til sept 12 to get my moneys. Also, some guy offered me hemp seeds today. I'm pretty sure they came from a male plant and do not have THC but I think he thought they did and he's kinda fucked for suggesting what he believes is drugses to a pregnant lady.
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