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[Trathena]

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Sweet dweams, evwyone!

Fuck you! I dreamt about snakes!

[BuddyGoodness]

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Eric posted this on facebook, hilariously true.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it

[Gnomad]

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Oh man... that is so true it stings when I laugh...

On an unrelated note (just like everything else in this thread), I have decided that Coheed and Cambria is the horrifying love child of The Police and Rush. I'm sure someone has once said something similar... but I just realized it.

Further more on unrelated notes... I like pooping... call me crazy, but I definitely don't hate it...

[dsv]

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^ Even when its hurty?

[kata rokkar]

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you ever have a poop so monumental that you wish someone was waiting outside the bathroom to shake your hand to congratulate you? (after washing them of course)

[dsv]

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^ No but I do feel quite proud sometimes.

[Ars Sycro]

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you ever have a poop so monumental that you wish someone was waiting outside the bathroom to shake your hand to congratulate you? (after washing them of course)

You sound like my old college roommate. I think he asked me to come look at one before he flushed it once. I kindly declined.

[kata rokkar]

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You sound like my old college roommate. I think he asked me to come look at one before he flushed it once. I kindly declined.

i wouldn't do that. but sometimes, just sometimes, I wish I got an award or a trophy.

[Knifeboy]

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Yesterday on the train home, a young lady I've never met before, highfived me out of nowhere

it was brilliant

[Ars Sycro]

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Was she attractive?

[Knifeboy]

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She was pretty average

And quite drunk

Got me thinking though, I should definitely highfive people more often

[cribble]

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Ha, I favourited that post on twitter. It was amazing!

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

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You sound like my old college roommate. I think he asked me to come look at one before he flushed it once. I kindly declined.

did we have the same college roommate?

[Pryftan Wing]

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One of the guys I lived with in college put pinecones in the toilet one day, thinking someone would just double take at the enormous dump in the toilet. Only one of the other guys we lived with peed on them without looking, and then decided to just try and flush them. They got jammed in the piping and we had a plumber trying to pick pee-sogged pinecones out of our toilet.

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

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One of the guys I lived with in college put pinecones in the toilet one day, thinking someone would just double take at the enormous dump in the toilet. Only one of the other guys we lived with peed on them without looking, and then decided to just try and flush them. They got jammed in the piping and we had a plumber trying to pick pee-sogged pinecones out of our toilet.

amazing. i wish i would have thought of that.