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[zah]

re: ................

e.t., you should do freelance web design and pose for sexy calendars on the side. Rarr.

[evasivetear]

just keepin him on his toes...so he can go F in the A as well

[halcyon712]

As I reach for a peach
Slide a rind down behind
The sofa in San Tropez.
Breakin' a stick
with a brick on the sand.
Ridin' a wave
In the wake of an old sedan.

Sleepin' alone in the
Drone of the darkness,
Scratched by the sand that
Fell from my love,
Deep in my dreams and I
Still hear her callin'
"If you're alone,
I'll come home."

Backward and homebound,
The pigeon, the dove,
Gone with the wind
And the rain, on an airplane.
Owning a home
With no silver spoon,
I'm drinking champagne
Like a good tycoon.

Sooner than wait for
A break in the weather,
I'll gather my far-flung
Thoughts together.
Speeding away
On the wind to a new day.
And if you're alone
I'll come home.

And I pause for a while
By a country style
And listen to the things they say.
Diggin' for gold
With a hoe in my hand.
Open a book
Take a look at the way things stand.

And you're leading me down
To the place by the sea.
I hear your soft voice
Calling to me.
Making a date for
Later by phone
And if you're alone
I'll come home.

[zah]

Wait, who? Reaper? Devon? The Easter Bunny?

[halcyon712]

Heh...Roger has a hoe in his hand.

[halcyon712]

[halcyon712]

[zah]

Edit: Damn you to hell, Tripod. Ooga's gonna call me out on this one.

[zah]

re: ................

all right. i'm off for now.

hope your days treat you well, guys.

over and out.

[halcyon712]

TTFN.

[zah]

Did you just say TTFN? I don't know how to feel just now . . .

I only came back because I think I got called "sir" in the NEW WEBSITE thread in Movement I.

Now I'm really leaving.

[halcyon712]

Hahahaha. You were indeed called sir.

Toodles.


Is that better? Sir?

[Ooga]

Re: re: ................

If the world wasn't filled with lies... then we'd know some things that were only half-assumed....

I laughed maniacally once while burning a spider. I'm very proud of that moment. I made that little cock-a-roach eat shit and die! I hate spiders with a passion so I prefer they suffer and twitch for as long as possible.

It's all about destruction, baby!

[evasivetear]

yeh i saw that "sir"

apparently you're a gay sir as well, judging from the post....

[Gnomad]

re: ................

I like my toast buttered
And I'll take mine dry
I like the Beatles
I'm a stones kind of guy
I have fine taste
And I like things cheap
I wanna stay up all night
I just wanna sleep... with your sister

What'd you just say?
What?
Did you say something about my sister?
No... the second verse is starting
But...

Uhhh... I like baseball
And I wanna nail your sister
Dude... I like Julia Roberts movies
I just wanna F the S outta your sister
Mark you would rule
Dude, just stop, please...
HEY! If you said it's cool
No! Stop it!
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school, YEAH your sister!
THAT SISTER!? I thought you were talking about my OLDER sister!
Mark, your sister!
NO! Leave her out of this!
YEAH I WANNA F HER IN THE A!
THEN I WANNA C ALL OVER HER CHIN!
STOP USING LETTERS!!!
THEN I'LL FIST HER IN THE V!
SERIOUSLY DUDE STOP!!!
THEN I'LL MOVE IT OVER TO HER A-HOLE!!!
STOP!!!
YEAH I WAN-
STTOOOOPPPP!!!!!
WHAT!?
I wanna get one thing straight... I do NOT like Julia Roberts movies.