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  • I SACRIFICED MY BEARD FOR SOUP!!!

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    • i must have been good soup for you to make such a sacrifice

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      • Yes, what kind of soup? Potato? Minestrone? I can see sacrificing a beard for those. Especially if it's all itchy.

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          Great, privacy ruined by builders and their evil scaffolding!
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          • Originally posted by jsbedlam
            I ordered the special edition almost immediately. Wouldn't mind getting the regular print too.
            Originally posted by Gnomad
            Semen and anger... definitely dredg fans.
            Originally posted by noclevername
            stretch marks are a big ol cosmic thumbs up.

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            • +1
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              • It was New England Clam Chowder.

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                • Oh! Cream soups are always too much for me. Delicious, but too heavy.

                  Why did you have to sacrifice your poor beard for it? And was it the sexy goatee kind? Or the crazy hippy kind?

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                  • Some girls thought it was sexy, though the man attached it was everything but... but mostly, it was a dirty hippie beard... and it kept getting into soup when I tried to eat... so... it's gone... I had a funeral for it.

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                    • I probably still have a plastic bag with my old beard in it, lying around somewhere

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                      • i'm trying to score Justice tickets to treat myself for my birthday. Anyone want to help me beat up and rob a hipster kid in Boston?

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                        • If you fly me to Boston, I'm so there.

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                          • what an awesome birthday that would be.

                            running around Boston beating up stupid hipster shits.

                            God damn it. I need to go to a show or something for my birthday. I can't just sit home. This is bullshit.

                            AVALON WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CLOSE?!?!

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                            • Originally posted by kata rokkar
                              what an awesome birthday that would be.

                              running around Boston beating up stupid hipster shits.

                              God damn it. I need to go to a show or something for my birthday. I can't just sit home. This is bullshit.

                              AVALON WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CLOSE?!?!
                              happy birthday, man!!

                              hope ya find something to do!
                              Originally posted by kata rokkar
                              Supterfuckingultrawesomecoreasaurus

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                              • thanks. I've been scanning ebay, craigslist, and last.fm for people selling Jose Gonzolas and Justice tickets. So far nothing yet.

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