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[cribble]

I'll keep you posted.

[jsbedlam]

hahaha . . .

[cribble]

awesome.  you should put it under her pillow . . .

I might print off loads pictures of the condom and just stick it on the wall opposite her door. Though i'm not that cruel.  :?

[Trathena]

And she can't clean to save her life. Which is weird, usually a female trait (waits for Trathena's reaction).

Ha! I'm a slob. Well, no, I'm not a slob at all. Actually quite neat. But my spouse is a slob and it's rubbing off on me. Worries me, actually. Don't want to have to get a maid...

Check out women's restrooms and the cliche of the "neat woman" will be forever refuted.

Anyway, to more interesting topics. Your roommate. God. Now, I'm noisy during certain moments of sex and I do not fake it. (Not since my first few times, after I actually learned what the hell I was doing.) So she may not be faking.

But she's gross. Just gross. I love you for the post it. You're my new hero.

[TheRuleofThree]

Look at that floor!  It's got more hair than my body.

And I've got a lebanese heritage, so... yeah.

[Trathena]

heh. I wasn't gonna say anything . . .

but yeah. you can tell that a lot of people live there.

I'm not judging!

[IKnockStuffDown]

http://www.forbes.com/2008/01/29/detroit-stockton-flint-biz-cz_kb_0130miserable_slide_9.html?thisSpeed=15000

apparently my city sucks.

[cribble]

Heh, yeah it's pretty filthy, but with a good reason. See, i'm the only person that cleans up around this place - i'm like a mum, minus the appropriate organs - and i'm at the flat about 3 days a week. The rest is spent in Brighton/London. Sometimes i get back and have a lot of uni/freelance work to do and it just.. gets put off.

No way am i cleaning that toilet now. She basically volunteered with that statement!

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And most of the hair is from someones bath towel malting everywhere!

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AND what the shit is up with universities not marking students over 80+ BASTARDS!

[evasivetear]

[noclevername]

i saw a wino eating some grapes.....i said, "Hey man...you have to wait>"

[Ars Sycro]

Stop ripping off Mitch!

[Ventrio]

No You

[BuddyGoodness]

It is not like the bathroom is a kitchen, you don't prepare food in there.  Even if the bathroom looks clean it is still a microbially filthy place.

[cribble]

It's weird how a room where you clean and wash yourself, is also the most dirtiest place in the house. sigh... better delimescale that shower.

[TheRuleofThree]

Nothing will ever compare to the bathrooms at the UF dorms.  It was so bad my girlfriend refused to go in there... she would walk five minutes away to the staff bathrooms three buildings over.