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[evasivetear]

your watermelon is not an achievement yet.

talk to me when you get close to 2000 pounds.





mr 863

[IKnockStuffDown]

my favorite bash.org quote:

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

[erikpemberton]

your post count is not an achievement yet.

talk to me when you get close to 2000

mr 863

Sounds like a challenge.  I will make sure the rest of Traversing knows who to thank when my thoughtful and enriching flood of posts begins to wear out its welcome.

[Obligatory Pembertonian image]

[/Obligatory Pembertonian image]

[IKnockStuffDown]

I fucking love obligatory Pembertonian images.

[Knifeboy]

1600 posts? fuck, i should stop posting

[erikpemberton]

I fucking love obligatory Pembertonian images.

I will increase my post count by replying to this!

[Gnomad]

It's OK, knifeboy... evasive is well over 2000... as am I... hmmm... didn't I leave this fucking board?

[Ars Sycro]

To understand the sadness, there are only 11 people with 1000+ posts, 4 with 2000+ posts and 1 with 4000+. And 3 of the 4 with 2000 plus have had disappearances of at least 2 months.... so they posted a lot really quickly.

[Knifeboy]

who's the 4000+ guy?

[evasivetear]

i have syphilis.

bored at work will do that to ya.


........ threads help

[TheRuleofThree]

We need to go on a recruiting drive for this board or something.

[evasivetear]

I've always had an affinity for shellfish, personally.

But I'd take a banana ANY DAY.

[TheRuleofThree]

i thought you said you don't post in this thread.

get the fuck out

I CAN DELETE THIS THREAD.

YOU ARE MY PAWN.

Don't make me edit everything you've said in the last 24 hours.

[And we'll just put a happy little bush over here.]

TYRANNY! don't thread on me!

[evasivetear]

Once, as a young child, I felt an overwhelming urge to find a kitten and take it in as my own.

I'll never forget the look on that kitten's face.

Added after 14 minutes:

i'm so glad you actually went through with editing some of my posts brock.

that made for some funny