................

[Ars Sycro]

Spaghetti.

[zah]

O's.

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Mmmmmm. Oh!s. That cereal rocks.

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I feel bad. I didn't even know The Mountain Goats had a new CD out until I was browsing the aisles at Best Buy and saw a sole copy sitting on the shelf. I really heart TMG. Anyway, I bought it and am listening to it now. So far, so good. This is also the first CD I've bought since June. Something's wrong with me, I guess.

TMG is actually playing a show next Saturday night. Maybe I should go, aye?

[Gnomad]

Go. Throw tin cans on stage. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

[BentTwig]

What happens when you play soccer without legs

[dsv]

CRACKLIN' OAT BRAN!!!

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CRACK!

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LIN!

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OAT BRAN!

Oh, man, I love you, MultiBran Chex.

Dammit, LIFE cereal. You suck.

Mmmmmm. Oh!s. That cereal rocks.

[jsbedlam]

sweet

[evasivetear]

sweet

there was nothing sweet about any of that


didn't see no fuckin honey nut cheerios up in that piece, now did you?

NO!  those were all 100% mother-fuckin-Grade-god-damn-A-MULTI-FUCKNUT-FIBER-cereals-bitch!!!

[jsbedlam]

you know what else is badass? strawberry frosted mini wheats!

[zah]

E.T., cross my heart on this one. Last night, I went to Meijer with the hopes of getting Honey Nut Cheerios. They were supposed to be on sale for $1.77, and I was excited 'cause I've been craving 'em forever. Well, I get there, and the box size that was on sale was out. Bastards. I was brokenhearted. I told my journal all about it.

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Yep, there it is:

So, later on, I went to Meijer with hopes of snagging a few boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios 'cause they were supposed to be on sale for $1.77, but I guess they didn't have anymore of the box size that was on sale. All they had were the 14 oz. and 27 oz. boxes, and the 20 oz. was the one on sale. How fucking stupid.

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P.Sx1. Hahahahaha, dsv.

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Dammit. Now I want Honey Nut Cheerios.

[evasivetear]

you know what else is badass? strawberry frosted mini wheats!

your birthday cake is made of frosted mini wheats....you poor bastard

[ttellahj]

cereal montage courtesy of Zah haha

[dsv]

top story headline on my local news' website:
Accused Grave Robbers Charged With Attempted Sex Assault On Corpse

how lovely

[Gnomad]

Oh, Wisconsin, what WON'T you do?

[Ars Sycro]

That story reminds me of an episode of Nip/Tuck.... over the past 5 days, I've watched the first 3 seasons (44 episodes at ~45 minutes each, you do the math) so that I could catch up in time for the season premiere tonight.

[Gnomad]

That's nothing. I did all of Band of Brothers in one sitting...