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[lechium1208]

I would like to teach a bear to sleep in my living room, and meet someone that said "that's a sweet bear skin rug" then the bear would wake up and attack. Then I would say "I'm sorry, I thought it was a rug too!"

[evasivetear]

quality

[zah]

Dammit, bonanza.

[evasivetear]

bonzi buddy?

[zah]

"Whether or not you're an artist yourself, Scorpio, your next assignment is aligned with Jimenez's approach: Don't censor yourself as you test the boundaries."

[BuddyGoodness]

Don't censor yourself eh?  Alrighty then, here is a new sexual thing a friend of mine told me about.  The Chillidog: You shit on a woman's chest and then tittie fuck her.  Hows that for uncensored?  Did I push the envelope or just rip through it?

[zah]

ok

[evasivetear]

it'd probably be even more believable if you ate a chilli dog prior to doing that....

[BuddyGoodness]

perhaps.

[ttellahj]

thats fucking gross

why is it that the girl is always the one getting shit on, how would guys like it if girls made up stupid names for shitting on them?   eeeewwww

[zah]

I just say it's latent homosexuality that guys are exhibiting. Guys who are sexually preoccupied with asses and shitting on people = probably gay.

[evasivetear]

probably gay = probably right

[BuddyGoodness]

I think any kind of sexual thing that involves shit is way beyond gay, it is just sick.  Still I laughed my ass off when my friend told me about that.  I wish I could have conveyed his enthusiasim when he told me about it in my writing.

[Ars Sycro]

thats fucking gross

why is it that the girl is always the one getting shit on, how would guys like it if girls made up stupid names for shitting on them?   eeeewwww

I don't think it has to be a girl being shit on. It's more about shitting on another person.

[Gnomad]

I just say it's latent homosexuality that guys are exhibiting. Guys who are sexually preoccupied with asses and shitting on people = probably gay.

That's(read: ass) so(read: butt) not(read: cornhole) true(read: anal sex).