JS, I appoint you as my court jester. If you don't make me laugh, I'll have you beheaded. Gnomad, you can be my foot stool.
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Aw, shucks. I can't be that mean. You can both come lay on my elaborate bed of pillows, and my sexy, half-nude male servants will feed all of us grapes.
I was gonna sympathize and let some broads serve you guys, but Gnomad's JOY about having my sexy, half-nude male servants around is both intriguing AND worrisome.
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