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[evasivetear]

they don't have these problems in europe.


fuck...people drop their pants and pee on the side of the  road....constantly in italy




it's weird how our country thinks we're all christians who care

[Gnomad]

Well, this country was founded by Puritans... who, as Robin Williams so wonderfully put it, were so uptight the fucking British kicked them out...

[Gnomad]

Wow... you can double post... the fun returns!

[Gnomad]

I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door, and she's been married seven times before. And every one was a Henry! She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam... I'm her eighth old man named Henry, Henry the eighth I am.

I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door, and she's been married seven times before. And every one was a Henry! She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam... I'm her eighth old man named Henry, Henry the eighth I am.

I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door, and she's been married seven times before. And every one was a Henry! She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam... I'm her eighth old man named Henry, Henry the eighth I am.

I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door, and she's been married seven times before. And every one was a Henry! She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam... I'm her eighth old man named Henry, Henry the eighth I am.

I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door, and she's been married seven times before. And every one was a Henry! She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam... I'm her eighth old man named Henry, Henry the eighth I am.

[Gnomad]

On a menu in a resturaunt in Katmandu:

BUGGER

Chicken Bugger.............65
Pork Bugger..................65
Buff Bugger...................60

Hmmm... on second thought, let's try the McDonalds...

[evasivetear]

eh.....yeh, i'm not too down with that place

[Gnomad]

Racing Commentator Murray Walker:

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

[Gnomad]

During a game show:

Host: Bob Hope is the fifth of how many sons?

Constestant: Four.

[evasivetear]

my avatar is teh br0ke

[evasivetear]

During a game show:

Host: Bob Hope is the fifth of how many sons?

Constestant: Four.

awesome

[Gnomad]

from an A&P supermarket flyer, New Jersey:

Bay Scallops, Freshly Sucked

[evasivetear]

Bonnaroo 2006

Radiohead; Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers; Elvis Costello & the Imposters;

Bonnie Raitt; Death Cab for Cutie; moe; Bright Eyes; The Neville Brothers;
Bela Fleck & the Flecktones;
Buddy Guy; Damian Marley; Ben Folds; Robert Randolph & the Family Band; Dr. John;
Matisyahu;

G. Love & Special Sauce; My Morning Jacket;
Ricky Skaggs & Kentucky Thunder; Steel Pulse;
Mike Gordon and Ramble; Dove; Cat Power; Medeski Martin & Wood; Nickel Creek; Gomez; Steve Earle; Blues Traveler; Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks; Dresden Dolls; Son Volt
; Clap Your Hands Say Yeah; Jerry Douglas; Soulive; Rusted Root; Devendra Banhart Band; Donavon Frankenreiter; Mike Doughty;


Sasha; Grace Potter & the Nocturnals; The Magic Numbers; Bill Frisell; Seu Jorge; Bettye LaVette; Dungen; Shooter Jennings; Rebirth Brass Band; Robinella; Andrew Bird; Steel Train; Jackie Greene; Devotchka; Wood Brothers; dios (malos); Toubab Krewe; Marah; I-Nine; Balkan Beat Box; and Cat Empire.




honestly, i think that looks like shit....with a few decent bands thrown in there

[Gnomad]

Donald Rumsfeld:

Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was he said.

[evasivetear]

latest fark.com articles


Police now looking for pants-less robber after convenience-store customers chase him into cornfield. "We're hoping he had briefs on under them"


While gambling is legal on Seminole Indian reservations, openingly masturbating in Hard Rock casino isn't


Dunkin Donuts warns of email scam. Police forced to arrest themselves

More proof that real boobies make you smarter


Man surprised when naked unshaven man knocks on his door and asks to borrow a razor

[evasivetear]

Donald Rumsfeld:

Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was he said.

how have they not been assasinated yet?

are they too dumb to get killed by a bullet?