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  • Originally posted by Gnomad
    Really? I remember it happening like this...

    -- Me: Hello, Amy. How are you this fine afternoon?
    -- zah: Fuck you and everyone you love!
    -- Me: That wasn't very nice. Are you having a bad day? Is there anything I can do to help?
    -- zah: BRING ME THE HEAD OF CHACHI!
    -- Me: Amy, that's murder. Murder is wrong.
    -- zah: Don't make me get my strap-on!
    -- Me: Amy, we've been over this. I have no intention of letting you do that me.
    -- zah: Why not you fucking motherfucking fuckass fuck!?
    -- Me: BECAUSE IT'S ANAL RAPE!
    -- zah: Don't make me whip out my real penis.
    Gnomad signed off at 4:54:06 PM.
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Awesome.

    Touché.

    *parts in bold are my favorites.

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    • I just ripped up the carpet in the bedroom of my new home because I am installing an upstairs laundry and found perfect beautiful hard wood floors underneith. Score for me. I have raised the value of my home by ten grand and I have not even owned it for ten days and I am not finished with it yet.
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      We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
      Originally posted by auto-de-fe
      happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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      • i dont understand why people carpet over hardwood floors...they are so much nicer...i'm glad you discovered that!
        i was looking down at you smiling up at me....

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        • I agree. Hardwood floors are nice.

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            • this thread is going down hill. i blame it on zah...........but that kinda goes without saying
              Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
              you're pretty narcissistic
              enjoy that, nobody else does.
              Originally posted by Madklikor
              You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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              • This morning, I dreamt that I had no reason to get up, and that I could sleep forever....
                ... Not a good dream to have when you have to get up at 6 am

                Evil dream

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                • Originally posted by evasivetear
                  this thread is going down hill. i blame it on zah because she's so fucking awesome...........
                  Blame it on the rain, like Milli Vanilli.

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                  • there has been a lot of rain around here lately.......but i was blaming that on you too....

                    so it wouldn't make much sense for me to blame the rain, which, inturn i'm blaming you for....

                    such is the cycle.....

                    Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                    you're pretty narcissistic
                    enjoy that, nobody else does.
                    Originally posted by Madklikor
                    You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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                    • re: ................

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                      Wow.
                      Originally posted by Gnomad
                      I think we're forgetting one huge factor in all of this.

                      Super God.
                      Originally posted by auto-de-fe
                      do you think we can get a sticky for this thread so that i can constantly be reminded how much of a dick theruleofthree is?

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                      • Holy shit.

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                        • Sooooooooooo, you're pretty much calling me GOD.

                          Awesome.

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                          • no....if you actually read, i'm calling you "everything wrong in life"................which some would say is religion......so sure...why don't you be god..........that's not a compliment, haha
                            Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                            you're pretty narcissistic
                            enjoy that, nobody else does.
                            Originally posted by Madklikor
                            You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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                            • Well, hey, not my fault you can't cut it in life. I'm so sending you to Hell.

                              P.Sx1. Seriously, why is everyone against me on this board? I'm a poor, defenseless girl! Fuck all of you! You're all gonna fucking die!

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                              • as displayed in my graph
                                Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                                you're pretty narcissistic
                                enjoy that, nobody else does.
                                Originally posted by Madklikor
                                You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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