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    Best song in the universe....



    I was working in the lab late one night
    When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
    For my monster from his slab began to rise
    And suddenly to my surprise


    He did the mash
    He did the monster mash
    The monster mash
    It was a graveyard smash
    He did the mash
    It caught on in a flash
    He did the mash
    He did the monster mash


    From my laboratory in the castle east
    To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
    The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
    To get a jolt from my electrodes


    They did the mash
    They did the monster mash
    The monster mash
    It was a graveyard smash
    They did the mash
    It caught on in a flash
    They did the mash
    They did the monster mash


    The zombies were having fun
    The party had just begun
    The guests included Wolf Man
    Dracula and his son


    The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
    Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
    The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
    With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"


    They played the mash
    They played the monster mash
    The monster mash
    It was a graveyard smash
    They played the mash
    It caught on in a flash
    They played the mash
    They played the monster mash


    Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
    Seems he was troubled by just one thing
    He opened the lid and shook his fist
    And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"


    It's now the mash
    It's now the monster mash
    The monster mash
    And it's a graveyard smash
    It's now the mash
    It's caught on in a flash
    It's now the mash
    It's now the monster mash


    Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
    And my monster mash is the hit of the land
    For you, the living, this mash was meant too
    When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you


    Then you can mash
    Then you can monster mash
    The monster mash
    And do my graveyard smash
    Then you can mash
    You'll catch on in a flash
    Then you can mash
    Then you can monster mash

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    • Wow. I've never loved anyone on this board as much as I love you right now, Ooga.

      I've loved that song since I was a kid and I heard it on a Disney/Mickey Mouse Halloween special.

      I'll never forget those dancing skeletons.

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      • http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html This is like the best idea ever, why didn't I think of that?

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        • I saw that too... that guy is an idiot...

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          • 1 dollar a meal, and a forever clean kitchen, I'm thinking about doing this for real, instead of that pansy ass 7 day thing

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            • Originally posted by zah
              Wow. I've never loved anyone on this board as much as I love you right now, Ooga.

              I've loved that song since I was a kid and I heard it on a Disney/Mickey Mouse Halloween special.

              I'll never forget those dancing skeletons.
              "Stony By Stone" and "Monster Mash" will never die.

              8)

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              • The taste of ass in your mouth... don't forget that wonderful feature.

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                  :shock:

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                  • See? Ooga knows what I'm talking about...

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                      Oh, man... you had to pull me into this one.

                      :?

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                      • Originally posted by Gnomad
                        The taste of ass in your mouth... don't forget that wonderful feature.
                        If it's good enough for monkeys, it's good enough for me!

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                        • ewww.

                          Added after 2 minutes:

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                          • Originally posted by kata rokkar
                            Supterfuckingultrawesomecoreasaurus

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                              Looks like he doesn't "need any more".

                              :?

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                              • JS, I saw your original monkey picture. It sucked ass.......literally.

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