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[dsv]

re: ................

[evasivetear]

[lmerr]

[zah]

Imerr wins. His post was like a fatality and friendship combined with a babality.

[lmerr]

The screenshots were brought to you by Waking Life, Office Space, Tommy Boy, and HORSE the band's effin' 69 tour dvd. The other I just thought was funny.

[dsv]

his name's Lmerr, zah...not Imerr.

retard.

[zah]

Hey, dsv - fuck you.

Added after 19 minutes:

There was a black spider on my arm .

Added after 1 minutes:

dsv: I keed. I like you. You're cool in my book. Unlike BuddyG.

[dsv]

re: ................

thanks, man...but i'm still gonna post a spider pic for ya anyway.

[zah]

Thank you. Now I'm itchy and paranoid.

[evasivetear]

how was that different than before he posted the picture?

did it just add the itchy?

[zah]

Yeah, pretty much. I freaked out when the black one was on me and was later conscious of any tickle I felt. Then I relaxed. Then I saw the picture. THEN, when I was getting ready for bed, I saw a slow-moving, GIANT spider on my floor. I killed it, then preceeded to check every corner of my room for more. Then I went to sleep and prayed I wouldn't get eaten alive by an army of spiders.

[evasivetear]

i don't think there is a spider army. maybe a small faction of spiders...but not a whole army

[Gnomad]

I would kill a baby if it meant I wouldn't have to have a big spider dropped on me... that is how much I am afraid of spiders.

[zah]

Dude, spiders scare the shit outta me.

Once, while I was in my car waiting for my mom to come out of work, I noticed something move in the space between the front windshield and dashboard. Yeah, it was a HAIRY black spider with blue eyes.

The thing with me is I CAN'T rest until I kill whatever spider I see.

[Gnomad]

I hate when people say "No! Don't kill it! It's just afraid!"

I usually respond to that with "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKFACE FUCKER MOTHERFUCK! IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER THAT I'M FUCKING AFRAID OF SO FUCK YOU I'M GONNA KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER SO I CAN KEEP MY FUCKING SANITY THE REST OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH WHATEVER BLUNT FUCKING OBJECT I FIND TO KILL THIS FUCKING THING! THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A FUCKING SPIDER COVERED BLUNT FUCKING OBJECT MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK OFF!"