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[zah]

Morning wood sucks. It's nice that it's there, but some mornings, you roll over... and thus, a shitty day begins.

Yeah, they talked about that, too.

So, I broke up another fight at work today. This shit gets old so fucking fast . . .

[BentTwig]

I think we should change the thread name to "Come here to bitch about life"


No.


Oh well.

On again off again seems like a waste of time

[Gnomad]

Sometimes, when I'm being intimate with a woman, I like whisper something special into her ear...

"I want you to touch my vagina."

And she'll say "WHAT?!"

And I'll say........................... "That's what you're supposed to say."

[zah]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Good going, Gnomad. I'm at the library and I nearly busted out laughing.

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Well, I spent last night in Las Cruces jail . . .

[evasivetear]

waiting for full story........

[zah]

Guess I killed one man on the county line. Took his dime, and I blew his mind. Now I'm just sittin' here doin' time . . .

[evasivetear]

not funny, but thanks for trying

[zah]

Yeah, I was just singing a Two Gallants song.

Do you guys remember all those crazy treasure hunt threads? Drew popping in once in a while to check in and give us even more obscure hints was cool. And NCN and me (and a couple of others) making up news headlines/stories about the treasure hunt, death, and mayhem helped to lessen the insanity. Or increase it. One of the two.

Goddamn, that treasure hunt was a trip and a half.

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[Gnomad]

Yes, yes it was. I miss the hunt. Those were some crazy fucking days... gettin' up at like 6 in the morning to drive 60 miles. Vague clues and long days.

Hey... I like that... vague clues and long days.

[zah]

Oh, fuck bot! Didn't mean to delete. I must be more tired than I thought.

[Gnomad]

Score! She's losing her mind...

[zah]

But yeah, the treasure hunt was good times. Wish I could have been part of the road trips, but I had enough going on with researching, writing notes, printing pages, and making homemade Rubix cubes.

Edit: Gnomad, do you know I thought of you when I saw a garden gnome statue at Hobby Lobby today? Haha.

[Gnomad]

I wish more people could have been part of the road trips. That would have been frickin' cool.

And I think of you any time I see a homeless person... I don't know why... perhaps cause I want to kill all of them...

[evasivetear]

^ awesome response


Gnomad, you should just come to the filmore show and break in if you can't get a ticket

[zah]

And I think of you any time I see a homeless person... I don't know why... perhaps cause I want to kill all of them...

Yeah? That's something right there.

Whorebag.