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  • Because he saw the salad dressing!!!!!!!!!

    Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha.

    You knew that one already. I see it in your eyes.

    Added after 1 minutes:

    Woah. All your info's gone now!

    Neato.

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    • That's an awesome joke.

      It's actually new to me.

      Thanks.

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      Originally posted by zah
      Woah. All your info's gone now!

      Neato.
      Even though you're playing with my head.. have a joke:

      Q: What did the leopard say after its meal?

      A: Man, that really hit the spot!

      :lol:

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      • Sweet.

        On that note, this kid's gonna get going.

        Ya know, goodnight and all that jazz, daddio.

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        • re: ................

          Later days's's's's's''s's's's''s'''s's'ss

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          • Originally posted by Ooga
            Even though you're playing with my head.. have a joke:

            Q: What did the leopard say after its meal?

            A: Man, that really hit the spot!

            :lol:
            Hahahaha. Awesome.

            Really though. Stop toying with me gulliver. All your info is gone.

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            Right, right. Cheers. Happy days.

            Oh, and I'm thinking of bringing a chainsaw when I visit you in your dreams. Those are usually fun. Freddy's got nothing on me.

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            • 830am

              at work

              catching up on your insanity

              copying the dredg dvd i made to hand out this friday

              hooray for using company resources to promote dredg
              Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
              you're pretty narcissistic
              enjoy that, nobody else does.
              Originally posted by Madklikor
              You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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              • i had a rather odd dream, and i think i've had this same dream before.

                a friend (a girl who i've never seen in real life) and i went to the cemetery to visit her sister's grave. it was fall - chilly, leaves everywhere. we walked through the woods into a meadow. we get to her sister's grave, and there she is: her face sticking out of the dirt and leaves.

                my friend wipes away some leaves. her sister's face looks so set and concentrated. Almost worried. i kiss my right point and middle fingers and press 'em to her lips. the head moves. i say to my friend, "holy shit. Madeline's head moved. it moved." My friend (who's name i've forgotten) got angry and started slapping the face around. got up and started stomping on it.

                the head popped out from the dirt and rolled away from the grave.

                i said, "you battered her head pretty good."

                and the head moves again. and soon there's a body there. Madeline's standing there.

                i forget what happens, but she told us her story. we cry, embrace, whatever. and the body disappears. the head no longer sticks out of the dirt at her grave.

                my friend and i, we started walking home, except now there's snow everywhere and all the leaves are completely bare.

                ---end dream sequence---

                Added after 1 minutes:

                i meant "the trees are bare"*. Too lazy to edit.

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                • I dreamt that I had a son, and someone threw a frisbee that hit him in the face.. In the dream I was really angry about it.. After waking I think it's one of the most hilarious things I've ever dreamt

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                  • hahahahahahahahaha.

                    frisbees rock.

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                    • I seem to recall that he was a very smart kid too...
                      But he can't have been that smart if he let himself get hit in the face with a frisbee

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                      • the best are dreams where you wake up and are already laughing.

                        i'm off to school. to do a presentation. and possibly start a riot.

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                        • i would have loved to see that.....i'm going to dream about that tonight...

                          a frisbee hitting your imaginary kid in the face
                          Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                          you're pretty narcissistic
                          enjoy that, nobody else does.
                          Originally posted by Madklikor
                          You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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                          • Originally posted by zah
                            the best are dreams where you wake up and are already laughing.

                            i'm off to school. to do a presentation. and possibly start a riot.
                            Oh school presentations that start riots...sounds interesting.
                            Originally posted by Knifeboy
                            I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                            but pops gotta get his viagra

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                            • That sounds like a crappy band name... School Presentations That Start Riots...

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                              • Originally posted by evasivetear
                                what kinda wine?
                                Charles Peak(?) Cabernet Sauvignon

                                I can't remember exactly the name of the maker...but it's close.

                                I also can't believe that you morons made 20 pages since I was away.

                                FacebookTwitterdredg page

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