The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

[IKnockStuffDown]

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I got the flu last night and puked my guts out for about six or seven hours. Actually I only puked my guts out once and filled up about half of a mini trash can somehow, then I dry heaved my guts out while peeing from my butt.

Literally the worst experience of my life.

[One Second Clubber]

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So I drank too much last night and took a couple hits of KB...

...this morning I wake up in my bed by my fiance telling me that I woke up in the middle of the night, couldn't find the bathroom, so I tried peeing in the corner of the room by her alarm clock. She stopped me, then I tried climbing out our 2nd story window because I couldn't find the bathroom... I guess I thought it was out side the window? AND I also have a fat lip from obviously biting the hell out of it during the "Bathroom Adventure"...

Neatest guy on the planet...

[del024]

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Join date december 2003 and only 17 posts?

[IKnockStuffDown]

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i have to drive 50 miles to buy pot. true story.

i should prolly try to meet some people who live near me, but people suck and i fucking hate them.

Join date december 2003 and only 17 posts? damn I'm impressed. Sucks about the driving. you should grow your own

[dsv]

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^ Are you gonna cry about it?

I might cry later tonight...but only because I'm sad, not mad.

[del024]

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i have to drive 50 miles to buy pot. true story.

i should prolly try to meet some people who live near me, but people suck and i fucking hate them.

[dsv]

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No linky?

[San_Greal]

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so like this girl will not stop talking. im fucked up and this girl is on phone wityh me but she decides to think that i am the type of person that thinks i wanna listen to stupid shit about nothing. that was a long sentence. so anyway.

1. sigur ros - untitled #8
2. oceansize - music for a nurse
3. team sleep - our ride to the rectory
4. moby - my weakness
5. caspian - quovis

high/drunk playlist. trust me. it's good.

[dsv]

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Alcohol makes me so sleepy now...before, it gave me fuel.

[jsbedlam]

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problems are for drowning

[noclevername]

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okay, now i feel like i might have a problem

[noclevername]

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hey, drunk thread, ill be right back.

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i made a startling revelation tonight. you can put anything in a beer bong, not just beer. take for instance, vodka and orange juice.

i might just go blind tonight.

[dsv]

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Dude, when it actually happens... it's never the woman you would hope would be hitting on you. But you're all, "Shit, I haven't been laid in over two years! I've forgotten what it's like!"

And then you wake up in the morning and your friends are all "Trevor fucked the fat chick!"

Haha. Thats exactly what happened to me a few days ago. Except:

1. my name isnt trevor
2. the chick wasnt fat
3. i didnt go thru w/ it

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I'm drinking PEpsi again! Love the new simplistic design on the can...

[IKnockStuffDown]

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LOL!

[Hojoo Simpson]

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that is every man's dream

only few live it.

Dude, when it actually happens... it's never the woman you would hope would be hitting on you. But you're all, "Shit, I haven't been laid in over two years! I've forgotten what it's like!"

And then you wake up in the morning and your friends are all "Trevor fucked the fat chick!"